Tell i lie about someone? NAH! I have a better one. Tell the truth.

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  1. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Okay someone asks a question about someone below (i.e. the next poster) and they 'should' tell the truth or say 'pass'

    mwahahahaaa...

    now nothing too personal is the only rule. (yes that depends on the person).. hence the "pass".

    since I start, I'll ask..

    have you ever taken a wee-wee then fallen over into it?
     
  2. S.J. Faerlind

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    Nope, can't say that I have.

    Have you ever stolen candy from a little kid?
     
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    Unless that little kid counts as a younger sibling, then no. I have however stolen candy from a horse.

    Have you ever been seen/heard doing the business? (Im not sure if thats too personal, if so, then have you ever baked a cookie? :p )
     
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    Yes, multiple times... first time was as a very young lad of 14.
    There was six of us playing spin-the-bottle in the back of a van, three dudes and three girls, and the two losers (one guy and one girl) had to go to the back of the van and "go all the way" behind a curtain.
    I lost and a girl I hardly knew lost, and well... you can figure out the rest. I will admit it wasn't a great experience, in fact I was very nervous and she was even worse, just laid there. I had only 'done it' once before, and I think she was the same... oh god what an awkward encounter.

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    Not even once. Well, not deliberately.

    Have you ever spit in another person's food?
     
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    Yes. Ironically it was when I worked at McDonald's. I hated my cousin, and he felt the same. He came through the drive thru one day with a group of his thug friends and started to demand that I give him "family discounts". Needless to say, he ate both of his hours old cheeseburgers without noticing.

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    Speeding whilst having a sick horse in need of veterinarian care in the trailer attached to the car. She was dying, therefore I did not care about speeding.

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  8. S.J. Faerlind

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    Entered an agricultural "fair queen" contest as a teenager (I think I was about 16?).... and forget my speech that I had to say in front of the whole town. Whahahahahaha :rolleyes:

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    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

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    Fell off the hood of a moving car only going 25mph...could have gotten hurt.

    Have you ever cheated on board games?
     
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    No, but mostly cause I don't cheat in any kind of game cause it takes away from the enjoyment.

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  11. AlphaAlex

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    cheating on board games and winning $200.. lol nah I don't have a best memory spot tbh I"m leaving that open to wedding or kids... well i say kids but I MIGHT already have some.. :S IF old gf's are to be trusted which they weren't ok.... on to my question..

    have you ever taken a swig out of your beer/alcoholic beverage and noticed someone put a cigarette butt into it (Thinking it was an empty and a make-shift ashtray) and you had said butt in your mouth?
     
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    Eeewwwwww....nooooo. I did find a dead fly in my soup yesterday though. :p

    What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
     
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    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

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    I will eat just about anything, but I found the most disgusting thing to me is Aspic. I don't like the taste and then again I can't stand the consistency of gelatin.

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    I did not. I lack the imagination to host an imaginary friend.

    What is the most damage you have done to your house?
     
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    Well technically it wasn't really my fault... :D
    Worst damage ever: Our water heater leaked in the basement and the water went under the drywall into a bedroom we have downstairs. We didn't use it for anything at the time so we rarely went in there. By the time we did go in there, the carpet and all the drywall along one wall was soaking wet and covered in mold. OMG!!!! We had to rip EVERYTHING out and throw it away, bleach the crap out of the foundation and then replace the drywall and flooring. it was a bit of a nightmare. :p As for personal damage that I've done to my house, I once had to break down my bathroom door when my (then 2-year old) son managed to lock himself in the bathroom alongside a bathtub full of water.... good times (and sore feet from kicking in the door). :p

    Will you remove all locks on bathroom doors if/when you have kids?
     
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    No. One cannot feel safe doing their business without a lock on the door. I'd probably be tempted to install a tv and a sound ststem.

    What is the best gift you have ever recieved?
     
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    A copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time from my wife as a thank you for looking after her while she was recovering from major surgery.

    What is the worst gift you have ever received?
     
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    Geez a tough one, I don't feel any gift is bad. Hmm.. but the most pointless or unusable was a pair of jeans I got for a pressy (along with loads of other clothes I'd never wear from relatives for a Christmas gift) that were far too small/tight around my gentleman area. They went into a salvation army bin. Maybe someone used them :p

    EDIT: ha and only then litterally a few minutes after posting that, I just got a knock on the door and got an Awesome t-shirt given to me by someone but I'll never wear it.
    Front and back print
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    Okay now for my question..

    If you could change one thing about yourself either personality or physical body with one wish, would you and what would it be, knowing it would only last 1 year?
     
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    I don't think I would actually, cause I usually have the mindset of 'I don't give a damn what people think of me' so I'm good to go.

    If you were to find a new planet, what would you name it?

    (Also sweet shirt AA)
     
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    fuk'nfar, so when someone says "where's that planet you found?" i could reply fuk'nfar

    if you could go back and tell/teach your younger self one thing, what would it be?
     
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