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  1. Herald Of Woe

    Herald Of Woe Scourge of the seven seas

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    Is a monster created in a lab by the legendary, mad scientist Dr Wackenstick III. He has been stiched together from various parts, including the head of a panther, the left arm of a gorilla, the right arm of a sloth, the body of a man, the legs of a slighly shorter man, the feet of an elephant and the tail of a rabbit. Not surprisingly he is shunned everywhere he goes, except for Norfolk England where he is seen as almost normal. Still it has been hard for him to find love and after and ill fated affair with several of the Kardashians he met and formed a close almost homo erotic friendship with the more famous monster created by Dr Frankenstein. The two went on to tour the world and after meeting a werewolf and a vampire, opened an ethnic comedy on Broadway.
     
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    has been implied in a murder plot on Prince Charles. What is clear is that the same make and model Winchester rifle was found in his appartment. Whether or not the deer costume found in a storage unit owned by a co-conspirator would have been used to sneak up on the Prince of Wales in deer season, shoot him in the chest at just the right angle to make it look like an accident, and exchange the rifles after the fact, so that bullet analysis would match, will always remain a mystery.
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    Has never actually left the cave!
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Featured in the 1998 World Origami Championships, where he, in the space of just ten minutes, managed the classic crane; lotus flower; frog; rabbit; shinto temple; walkman and; bratwurst before suffering a paper cut on the rather gloaty rhinoceros, and being pulled from competition on medical grounds...
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    defeated gloaty rhinoceros in fart competition
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    is father of seven children, which he had with six women and, rather mysteriously, one man.
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    has harem in Saudi Arabia
     
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    is the eunuch who keeps guard of my harem ;)
     
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    left his eunuch with balls... still does not get the consequences...
     
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    forgot the penalty for adultery in Saudi Arabia ;)
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    enjoys his wives being banged as long as dude is punished...:rolleyes:
     
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    Is aroused by jesters..oh my
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Found a griffon chick once, dropped out of the nest. Insisted on keeping it, too. His parents warned him about the responsibilities of having a pet but went through with it anyway.

    Ended up costing him an arm and a leg, after a bout of rough housing that sort of got out of hand...
     
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    hate writing books, instead writes outrageous lies...
     
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    Shall be sued for slander :D
     
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    Is in fact a bunny not a hare!
     
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    Claims the chihuahua, whou doesn't really get out and about...
     
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    Herald Of Woe Scourge of the seven seas

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    Is the Great High Sky King of the Lorgal, a tropical jungle that is hidden in a fog shrouded island. It is inhabited by a race of highly intelligent lizard people who spend all day playing a game called Grogenshulf which seems to be a mixture of chess, golf and mixed martial arts. Tur himself spends all day riding around on a semi-sentient cloud called fluffy.
     
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    You're semi-sentient yourself, you great big oaf! C'mon Fluff, let's get away from this nasty man...

    Has a birthmark in quite the private place which would be recognized, by those in the know, as a clear sign of peerage, most notably linked to the otherwise missing dynasty of ruling princes of Obersatzbergenstein. Sadly, though, those not in the know merely assume a rather private issue of the venereal kind...
     
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    was a comfy chair in previous life
     
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