Tell an outrageous lie about the person above

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  1. JNK

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    used to be north korean and loved it...
     
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    loves russia, and putin
     
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    is illegitimate son of putin :)
     
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    Only got a Ph.D to be able to be called Dr. Evil when time comes...
     
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    wants to be Dr. Who and fight me
     
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    Mistakes me for the goodie two-shoes in this narrative ;)
     
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    is in stead only one-shoe :)
     
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    Contemplated the life of a recluse - but discovered that this would probably mean giving up cocaine...
     
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    stopped brewing beer after opening Meth clandestine lab
     
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    Would you believe there's actually a batch of beer in my fridge cooling down and precipitating to be bottled later today?

    Used to be a traveling salesman in men's special interest literature, before turning to the much more lucrative women's special interest implements ;)
     
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    always wanted to be a woman, but had to accept the fate...
     
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    Always wanted to be a man, and is still keeping up that appearance ;)
     
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    blame the damn beer :)

    still has man boobs
     
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    Stole a time travelling cuckoo clock, went back in time, stood on and killed a beetle. This caused massive ripples through time and resulted in all months being 37 days long, America being discovered by semi literate siamese pigmy called Nevil, Russia being warm, everybody speeking triple dutch, dinosaurs coming back and wearing hats, Ghandi being a chainsaw wielding maniac who ruled the Kingdom of Greater Asia with an iron fist, Nelson suffering from sea sickness, everbody wearing pastel colours all the time and beer never existing. He subsequently strangled the cuckoo in a fit of rage and is now on the run from Ghandi's robotic, samurai cow assassins.
     
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    Is bored of chairs!
     
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    loves wolf steak!
     
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    Was so enamored with Four Years in Tibet, that he decided to go live in the Tibet of Europe.
     
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    is not a nazi mod
     
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    waaaiiiit I see what you did there....

    Is the top poster of the month.
     
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    that burn.

    Smokes weed everyday
     
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