Discussion in 'Spam....' started by ~Elladan~, Mar 8, 2007.
used to be north korean and loved it...
loves russia, and putin
is illegitimate son of putin
Only got a Ph.D to be able to be called Dr. Evil when time comes...
wants to be Dr. Who and fight me
Mistakes me for the goodie two-shoes in this narrative
is in stead only one-shoe
Contemplated the life of a recluse - but discovered that this would probably mean giving up cocaine...
stopped brewing beer after opening Meth clandestine lab
Would you believe there's actually a batch of beer in my fridge cooling down and precipitating to be bottled later today?
Used to be a traveling salesman in men's special interest literature, before turning to the much more lucrative women's special interest implements
always wanted to be a woman, but had to accept the fate...
Always wanted to be a man, and is still keeping up that appearance
blame the damn beer
still has man boobs
Stole a time travelling cuckoo clock, went back in time, stood on and killed a beetle. This caused massive ripples through time and resulted in all months being 37 days long, America being discovered by semi literate siamese pigmy called Nevil, Russia being warm, everybody speeking triple dutch, dinosaurs coming back and wearing hats, Ghandi being a chainsaw wielding maniac who ruled the Kingdom of Greater Asia with an iron fist, Nelson suffering from sea sickness, everbody wearing pastel colours all the time and beer never existing. He subsequently strangled the cuckoo in a fit of rage and is now on the run from Ghandi's robotic, samurai cow assassins.
Is bored of chairs!
loves wolf steak!
Was so enamored with Four Years in Tibet, that he decided to go live in the Tibet of Europe.
is not a nazi mod
waaaiiiit I see what you did there....
Is the top poster of the month.
Smokes weed everyday
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