Tea drinking thread where we talk about rainbows and flowers

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  1. S.J. Faerlind

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    OK then.... so how does everybody feel about nylons/stockings and can they be used in a self defense emergency?
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    If I wore them, then I'd have to ask potential muggers/killers to wait a second while I took said nylons/stockings off so as to defend myself with them. I'd also ask potential muggers/killers to kindly place their necks within the loop I make of said nylons/stockings and choke themselves with it. This would make proceedings much easier for me as I'm a lover, not a fighter, and thus would not need to soil my person/soul with the heinous act that is killing someone (even if said killing is an act of self defense).

    I confuse me.
     
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    And I don't wear nylons/stockings anyway, so I guess the above comment is null and void. :D
     
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    I keep a frozen chicken in my nylons... deadly!
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    You give better answers. They're short and to the point.
     
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    actually nylon stockings are good for storing onions
     
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    How did you discover that interesting little nugget of information?
     
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    seen it done somewhere...
     
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    they are said to be very handy in case of burglary :D
     
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    same goes if you're ugly and don't want anybody to notice :)
     
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    Crime too... don't criminals robbing banks wear them over their faces (supposedly)?

    OK... here's a good "girly" question! What do you do when you get a run in your nylons?
     
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    a what in your nylons?? you mean running??? or not???

    well if you mean running: nylons are great to run in...much better than my jeans :D, they are less tight so i can actually move great in them...and i have no difficulty at all running..i can also run very fast on high heels :D
     
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    I envy you Bel, i cant even WALK in heels.. im doomed to walk in sneakers for the rest of my life. xD
     
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    hahaha practice :p, i walk better in heels because my feet are (mis)formed that way due to ballet...i danced at points since i was 10...which is too early and now my feet are perfect for walking on heels and i like them :) but i don't wear them as often as i would like to though hehe
     
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    Yeah, its all about practice, although its a pain to do, and i dont wanna break my legs :D Heels are hot though! I sprained my ankle barefoot once, you can imagine me in heels..
     
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    haha yeah then it's no good. my ankles and feet are one of the strongest parts of my body so i don't have that disadvantage :). walking on them isn't a pain for me..points are more painful :D.
     
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    I can't walk in heels either Em, which is unfortunate 'cause I'm so short. The danger pay just isn't good enough!

    To clarify: a "run" in nylons is when you get a little hole in them, which rapidly turns into a big split that runs up the length of your leg if you do nothing about it. In an emergency nylon run situation, what do you do to prevent the run from getting longer? I've heard that nail polish works.......
     
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    haha aaahh i know what you mean :p i indeed use nail polish then :D
     
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    dun worry, I'll hire you a tutor ;)
     
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    How on earth does nail polish fix that? :confused: