Spam's Pulse III

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  1. Kakashi

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    As promised, here is the 3rd reiteration of Spam's Pulse. To be certified as alive, we are looking for Spam to generate 3,000 posts here.

    To beat the last thread, we need to complete this within 8 years.

    Good luck, all.

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    Waffles are objectively inferior to eggs.

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    I can get behind that
     
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    Spam would probably taste pretty good, honestly.
     
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    I bet it tastes similar to cheap bacon (which I like) but the texture looks so unappealing.
     
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    Hm, there's only one way to find out. Let's have some in Pierre.
     
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    What if we can't find any spam in pierre south dakota?
     
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    I'll bring a case
     
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    Spam tastes very salty!
     
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    I wanna see organic fair-trade :spam2: seasoned with Himalayan pink rock salt
     
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    I have never eaten spam. Does it still exist?
     
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    Yes there's mountains of it still around. At least in the UK its still easily available on the shelves.
     
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    Slap it in a frying pan
     
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    It sounds unhealthy...
     
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    It's pack full of salty goodness!
     
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    Salty fat?
     
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    Well one is never quite sure what bits of the animal are actually in spam.

    During WWII they used to just walk the cattle into the mincing machine! There were tales of opening tins and finding a hoof! Of course production is far more humane and safe today!
     
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    :eek: that was terrible! What about the hair??

    Even now that noone is quite sure what animal bits are in, is very discouraging for me to eat it. It sounds like fast food burger, the aweful pink slime :confused:
     
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    Slap it on a frying pan.