Spam's Pulse 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by Kakashi, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. Ender-Zero

    Ender-Zero Ruff Mercenary

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    I've been keeping the supply of special sauce low in order to keep the demand high. Also in insure the world doesn't have another Great Leap Forward in evolutionary terms since I feel I haven't shaped it into my dream form yet. So everyone will have to make due with my meat management.
     
  2. Lord Yuan

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    meat protocol
     
  3. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    regular ole sausage fest in here...
     
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  5. Kelmourne

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    Too many sausages, not enough clams.
     
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    Too many innuendos, not enough pizza.
     
  7. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Too little pizza, too much speculoos pasta. Ugh.
     
  8. wanderingmagus

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    pasta! alfredo!
     
  9. Kelmourne

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    Papardelle al Cingale master race reporting in.
     
  10. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    the king of pastas....
     
  11. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    This aint got no sissy diced ham, no wimpy bacon bits, this has some god damn wild boar.
     
  12. S.J. Faerlind

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  13. Kelmourne

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    If I ever become independently wealthy, I'm ranching boars on an island.
     
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    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    When I first read this my brain translated the text into:
    "If I ever become independently wealthy, I'm racing boars on an island."
     
  15. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    That will inevitably be a side-effect of the boar ranching.
     
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    ranching, racing, and... rating?
     
  17. S.J. Faerlind

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    ooohh! better watch that :/

    now we're rating Kel's ranch of racing boars?
     
  18. Kelmourne

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    Admission is $5, all profits are used to improve living conditions of the boars.
     
  19. S.J. Faerlind

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    You should set up a betting system... soon those boars will be living in the lap of luxury.
     
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    ranching, racing, rating, and raving!