Snoring Dog - PG13

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  1. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Couple has a dog who snores.
    Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help..


    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
    'Yeah right!' she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
    Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring.

    The woman is amazed..

    Later that night, her husband returns home inebriated
    From being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs
    Into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.

    Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
    The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

    He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't know where we were...Or what we did...but, by God, we took FIRST and SECOND place.
     
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  2. Endrak

    Endrak Resident Mad Scientist

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    That one was just a little weird...

    PS: Have you noticed that the guy in your banner looks like Nathan Explosion?
     
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    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    LOL Tur. i actually laughed and woke the whole house.
     
  4. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Who is Nathan Explosion?
     
  5. Black Tattoo

    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    Oh my gosh! I love it! Thanks for the wonderful laugh! :D