Six Truths of Life

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  1. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.


















































    2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




    3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.



    4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






    5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



    6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



    I apologize about this.

    I'm an idiot and I needed company ...
     
  2. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    I'm sorry that I can't be your company, you need to wait there alone a little longer, I'm sure someone will come along and give you some company
     
  3. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    hehe i actually did not do any of those, wait longer. =P
     
  4. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    I'm an idiot. nice
     
  5. Warlock Lord

    Warlock Lord I am a Fashion Statement

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    lol im an idiot too!
     
  6. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    I could have told you that :p
     
  7. Window Bar

    Window Bar "We Read for Light"

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    What's the point in trying it with your own teeth? Now with a few Sallys and Susans and Katies...yeah, OK.
     
  8. Lady Galeth

    Lady Galeth Member

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    ^clever.

    But then I already knew that I'm a few cans short of a six-pack :p
     
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  9. Sneakybolt

    Sneakybolt Melereb

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    I was like um... yea you can, then proceded to do it anyway, just cause I could