Shredder...

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by RayCaptain, Feb 9, 2013.

  1. RayCaptain

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    Basically, this phrase just hit me,
    That if this f*ggot ass b*tch wants beef with me,
    That I should take his ass to the the chopping block,
    Off with his head, off with his c*ck,
    Gag him with a pair of my sweatiest socks,
    I know you like it, baby, your sister told me it rocks,
    Jeff be quick, Jeff by nimble,
    I'ma saw you in half like I'm playing a fiddle,
    Bet you, if I see you, a riddle for you,
    What's long and hard, and two-by-two,
    Fires buckshot and slugs right on through,
    I can't wait till someone chokes that ass blue,
    It can't be just me that wants to lay you down for a one, two, three,
    A nice long nap in the dirt,
    To hit you right were it hurt,
    Talk about how much of a little b*tch you are,
    Or how it wouldn't kill me to see you get hit by a car,
    Why not just take the way of oh so many,
    A bleach martini will fix you up good and plenty,
    Roast you on an open flame, herbs and spices, moist and minty,
    Boy, with flow like yours, you're just waiting to blow,
    Blow c*ck, blow so hard you blow sperm out your ears,
    Cry as you bite the pillow, the only thing I'm using for lube is your tears,
    There's only so many things I can say,
    But it all add up, you'll never be on the level of Ray,
    No matter, but if you go or if you stay,
    I'll be here until the day, that you drop,
    But it's at this point that we can just stop...

    Please don't ban me this is a quote from Mike Tyson.

    Anyway, I'll be the bigger man here. Smd, the rest of you that want to keep on feeding this... I'm done with Jeff and his... Whatever. Again, those people that continue to feed this will be at fault, I'm washing my hands of this.
     
  2. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    You can't really wish somebody death and then say you are going to be the bigger man and stop doing that stuff in the same breath. It sounds like by the time you finished writing this you kind of realized it but it was a bit late because you still posted it.

    I think any death threats that were made by you and Kak even when they were jokes should be swept up just so somebody doesn't come across them next time they venture into the crypt.
     
  3. RayCaptain

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    >Feed it more
    >Antagonize me
    >Bugger off, Yuan...
     
  4. Lord Yuan

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    I'm antagonizing the two of you. The worst I did was say that your philosophical ideas were dumb and that what you were saying sounded disconnected from others and only included your viewpoint. I didn't wish death on anybody, that is a huge step from intellectual dissent.

    It doesn't matter who started personal attacks, it matters that they just stop, sure Kak went overboard with the poem thing but retaliating the same way back with a wish for death and then saying that you want to have the last word seems kind of zonked.
     
  5. RayCaptain

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    Like I said. It's done... It takes two and I'm finished. If you can't comprehend that, it's not my issue.
     
  6. Lord Yuan

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    You are truly perplexing. I just don't get why you would break bread and then spit on it in the same post.
     
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    Yuan, let's play age of exile
     
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    I'm just quoting this to make sure that he can't try to delete it and hide the fact that something this monumentally butt-hurt was written.