Sexist pigs!! Rated R

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  1. Rock Mouth

    Rock Mouth Speaker for the People

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    I can only guess...
     
  2. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    I figured it's like the warning label on a bottle of alcohol, so nobody can say they're not informed. :p
     
  3. Rock Mouth

    Rock Mouth Speaker for the People

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    Wait, the perverts, or this pervert.
     
  4. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Bahahahahahaha!!!

    Nice. :p
     
  5. Unraveller

    Unraveller <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><

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    Yup. I make people feel good at the time but hate themselves later, they know I'm bad but they keep coming back for more, it's amazing how many women want to suck on my neck and I'm really only suitable for adults.

    At least people tend to scream when they think of kids putting me in themselves...:devilbat:
     
  6. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    lol. Are you a beer bottle?


    Rockmouth, I meant Unraveller. But around here you should be afraid of the perverts in general. Shall I name them for you?
     
  7. Rock Mouth

    Rock Mouth Speaker for the People

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    Yes please
    Ill will know who to watch out for;)
     
  8. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Hey. Found some funny comics. :D

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  9. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    Dude, thats frigin awsome!
     
  10. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    >>A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
    >>that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
    >>depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
    >>
    >>For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
    >>and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she
    >>tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and
    >>tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
    >>
    >>No further studies are planned
     
  11. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Gwahahaha :p
     
  12. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Bwahahahaha!!
     
  13. Taria

    Taria Dark Doll

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    Funny!
     
  14. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Why men have better friends:

    Friendship Between Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
    that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's
    10 best friends. None of them knew about it.


    Friendship between Men:
    A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
    had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
    best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
    claimed that he was still there.
     
  15. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    ROFL

    lol, I like that one
     
  16. Nynaeve

    Nynaeve <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><

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    LMAO We had fun picking that out. :p

    Great ones Jake. :D
     
  17. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Loving husband, Ed, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
    anniversary.

    His wife was really mad at him and she told him, "Tomorrow morning,
    I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200
    in less than six seconds. And it better be there!"

    The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
    woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a
    small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
    brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
    new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
     
  18. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
    5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
    the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
    saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
    off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you
    sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
    train...cause we're going down the tracks.

    The horrified mother went in and told her son,
    "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
    Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
    stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
    you may play with your train..but I want you to use
    nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
    Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say.
    "All passengers, please remember your things,
    thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
    We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
    boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train.
    We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
    with us today."

    As the mother began to smile,
    the child added, "For those of you who are
    pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
    the bitch in the kitchen...."
     
  19. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Omg rofl @ the weighing scale one. That's surely a quick way to die.

    The second one was amazing aswell XD
     
  20. LyannaWolfBlood

    LyannaWolfBlood Ella Dictadora

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    *choking with laughter*

    LMAO, they were brilliant Jake :D.