Sexist pigs!! Rated R

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  1. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Of course I don't share the feelings I express in these sexist remarks, :rolleyes: I just think they are funny.

    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

    You already told her twice!
     
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  2. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I guess this one won't go over so well :(

    lol
     
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    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle-perfectly happy!
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    I can't understand why my wife wants a watch for Christmas when there's a perfectly good clock on the stove... :confused:
     
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    STATE OF NEW JERSEY

    From: The office of the Governor

    To: All Male Citizens of New Jersey

    GENTLEMEN:

    The only thing this great state of New Jersey has not yet taxed is
    your peter. Mostly because 90% of the time it is not working and
    2% of the time, it is in the hole. Also, because it has two
    dependents who are nuts. However, beginning January 1, 2004,
    your peter will be taxed according to size using the chart below
    to determine your category:

    4 to 6 inches - NUISANCE TAX
    8 to 10 inches - POLE TAX
    10 to 12 inches - LUXURY TAX

    All peters under 4 inches will receive a refund. Please insert this information
    on Page 2, Section E, of your State of New Jersey tax form.

    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

    ___________________________________________________________________
    Anybody planning on moving to Jersey for a refund. :p :D
     
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  6. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    rofl, very funny.

    HEY! Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? With your hands all puckered from dishwater?
     
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    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    I'm only sixteen, I'm not old enough for that yet. In any case, we have a dishwasher.
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    So do we, when she's not barefoot and pregnant....
     
  9. doleniel

    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    Very ha ha :nono:
     
  10. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    HEY!! Were you spoken to!?!?! :)
     
  11. doleniel

    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    actually, yes, I was.

    Come on, ladies, back me up here!
     
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    Nah, I know better than to argue with Turin when he's drunk. :p
     
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    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    Ah, you're alot of help!
     
  14. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    he he, now that's funny.

    Now bring me a beer woman!
     
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    Nope, sorry. My job description only pertains to fetching coffee. And I get paid to do that.

    Your legs aren't broke. And while you're up, can you get me a cup of coffee.
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    ^^Obviously your husband needs to fit you with a stronger chain or a find a better means of fastening it to the stove....:p
     
  17. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    He He /\ /\

    As you well know, women are genetically dispositioned to this type of thing. Don't take offense to it, just do your job. :D
     
  18. Loki the Demon

    Loki the Demon "Belgium, Man!"

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    I asked my grandfather how many lumps of suger he had in his tea. he said "I don't know, ask your granny."
     
  19. Trinity

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    A very not so funny joke i heard

    a guys ask his wife what do you put a golf pull on??

    she said tea

    yes please he replied
     
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    what are we talking about here?