sexist bride jokes (R)

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  1. herzog

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    Why do brides wear white?
    The new dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances.

    Why do brides smile on their wedding days?
    No more blowjobs!

    What is the one food GUARANTEED to reduce a womans sex drive and help her gain weight?
    Wedding cake
     
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    ah yes! Classic awesome jokes there.. (thumbs up)

    why are women's feet smaller than men's?
    So they can get closer to the sink.

    not sure this is forum friendly but (R) thread... dot dot

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    Yeah I can't seem to erase the link from my profile oh well.
    The boys at school always liked to make fun of little johnny. They especially liked to tease him about his smarts. Their favourite joke would be to offer johnny a nickel or a dime and he would always take the nickel. One day a teacher sees whats going on and takes johnny aside.
    "Johnny you know a nickel is only five cents ,right? A dime may be smaller in size but it's worth more."
    Johnny looks at her and says " I know that."
    "So why do you keep doing it?" she asks.
    "If they find out that i know the difference they'll stop and I'm almost to twenty bucks!"
     
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