Sex in Middle Earth

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  1. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    But it does: hot sexy elf women that are bisexual, and allover "Mr. OrcShaman" :)
     
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  2. elvishgal56

    elvishgal56 Aragorn 4 ever King

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    guys can be weird
    i would like to see a hott shirtless ranger though ( they got skills)
     
  3. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    i wouldn't :) . I prefer a foxxy... whatever, as long as it's woman and elvish. Nekkid, ofcourse :)
    Btw, can anyone dare imagine a dwarven chick in a bikini? .... Cause i can't ... and i won't :)
     
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  4. elvishgal56

    elvishgal56 Aragorn 4 ever King

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    gross i am scarred for life now
     
  5. Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi New Member

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    what were gross for likeing things.. whats wrong with u
     
  6. Bard

    Bard Erchamion

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    But preferably Alex.
     
  7. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    There're enough to go arround :)
     
  8. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    Not to be a wet blanket, but do you really believe that could happen in Middle earth, knowing an elf's skill with a bow?
     
  9. Denedril

    Denedril Elven council member

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    wellin the scene between Aragorn and arwen in i think the return of the king or was it the tt anyway they were close to having sex in that part this means that if they did wat would their child turn out to be ?
     
  10. Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi New Member

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    a half man half elf boy or girl.. or something like that
     
  11. Bard

    Bard Erchamion

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    :cool: thats what I am talking 'bout :cool:
     
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    Bard Erchamion

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    Yeah, well...anything is possible if you set your mind to it...j/k.
     
  13. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    Bearded, with pointy ears and lips like Angelina Jolie's :)
     
  14. Lillith Forbid

    Lillith Forbid Returned Queen of Bondage

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    I would like to see that! lmao ><
     
  15. OrcShaman

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    With the elvish males acting and looking the way they do, do you think they would shoot REAL men? :)
     
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    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    their child would have been given the choice to be mortal, or elven. (which eventually they did have a kid, and he chose to bbe mortal) they are given the choice by Illuvatar. its just like elrond and elros. elros chose to be mortal, and elrond an immortal.
     
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    Burn

    A :screwyou: to all elven men.
     
  18. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    Concerning your comments, isengard111, I dun think that'll apply to ME elves, but it's a true fact that this kind of things really happen in the D&D world. This is actually a widely accepted theory by D&D fans. Trust me on that...
     
  19. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    In Middle Earth, I willing to bet the first human to touch an elven lady will be stuck full of arrows like a pin cushion. And that goes double for you orcs. (you know who you are)



    Concerning the D&D world, that's kind of creepy. But then again so is this entire thread, so creep on!
     
  20. Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    hey if u put ur mind to it .. its possible.. and all u do is kill all them elves
     
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