Sex in Middle Earth

Discussion in 'Debates' started by havelockploz, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. Liadan

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    Don't explain. Please. I'm an innocent as things go, and I think that I want to stay that way for a while...
     
  2. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    i wasn't going to. More... experienced people know what i mean :)
     
  3. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    Nice comeback, but that's going a bit too far.
     
  4. Wanderer00

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    this is screwed up guys
     
  5. DragonQueen

    DragonQueen I AM YOUR QUEEN

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    wow ewww but i dont care cause like im a avid slash fan so oh well....
     
  6. Galadriel71

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    I'm glad their wasn't sex in LOTR because it would be just plain wrong. And Tolkien wasn't a sicko.
     
  7. Galadriel71

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    And I ask why the Heck is their a Thread about this?
     
  8. Elan Morin Tedronai

    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    Because this is the Debate section. And we were having a debate about how Orcs and other beings have children and thus, keep their respective races alive after so many brutal wars. It has nothing to do with wether Tolkien was a "sicko" or not.
     
  9. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    And we're bored.
     
  10. OrcShaman

    OrcShaman Star Trek addict

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    i allready know how orcs breed, cause when i was little my dad explained me the "bees and flowers" stuff (allthough i'm still confused about my first date. I mean why did she run when she saw me wearing a fancy bee costume? :) )
     
  11. isengard111

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    Ya gotta love this thread.
     
  12. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    Hell yeah that's true... and concerning the elevn lesbo thing, all I can say is that I'm an elven perv... still, I prefer normal straight and orgies are for dark elves unless your talking about a group of horny bastard human guys kidnapping a surface elf girl for the sole purpose we all know... and don't assume this never happens in the fantasy world. Ok, ME is a foregone conclusion. Tolkien will most probably choose jumping down from the highest building available rather than writing this kind of thing if that's the only options he has. As for what I've said concerning the kidnapping thing... maybe that's a bit too farfetched, but it's pretty damn true that in the D&D world, humans invasions into wood elven settlements will always result in the elven gals getting raped. Basically, from what I know, wood elves always have conflicts with any surrounding human settlements and that really set things up for good. Of course, things could only get worse with the fact of seeing the elven girls at their mercy would induce a major sexual overdrive by default. That's precisely why half wood elven kids always possess a hatred for humans in the very same D&D world. And no, if given a choice, I wouldn't do that. Serious! Despite the fact that I'm an elven perv, I still have the basic respect for the opposite sex. Of course if having an elven chick chatting me up becomes a reality, maybe I could be seeing half elven kids running around my house in the very near future. And concerning the on top comments you've made, Mr Orcshaman, I don't think that will happen unless it's a stereotyped Dark elf we're talking about. In that case, the guy on the receiving end could have got more than he could bargain with... Ok, I'll stop here for now. If I go on, the mods may just bust me in and that's the very last thing I want since this forum rox and that I still have a clean record where being moded is concerned.
     
  13. Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    there's elven lesbeians? hellz yea
     
  14. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    They exist, trust me... it's been proven by Mr Orcshaman... :D
     
  15. Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    yes... damn i wish i lived there
     
  16. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    Me too man...
     
  17. Bard

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    Who doesn't wish that?
     
  18. Bard

    Bard Erchamion

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    OH MAN! funny! :)
     
  19. Bard

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    Hell yeah that would be das shyte.
     
  20. Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    yep.. it would.. hot sexy elf women that are lesbians.. damn dont get much better than that
     
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