Senior Wedding (G)

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  1. Greybeard

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    My sister e-mailed this one today:

    Senior Wedding

    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
     
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    Hur hur :D
     
  3. S.J. Faerlind

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    ahahahaha
    loved it!
     
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    that will be me when I'm 92 with my 92nd wife. :p
     
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    love it
     
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    PerFolmer Citizen of Urth.

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    And here I was thinking the fella would change his mind about the marriage as he found out from the pharmacist he could live for a considerable amount of time.
     
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    ahahahaha
    cynic!
    :p