Sad old man

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    I came accross a 90 yr old man on a park bench, sitting sobbing holding his head in hands.

    When I asked what was wrong the old man responded, "Well you see, I am married to a beautiful 25 yr old girl!"

    I said, "That's nothing to cry over."

    The old man said, "It's really great, she cooks me a hearty breakfsat each day and we have great sex after. Then she cooks me a wonderful lunch and again we have great sex. At dinner time, she prepares a lavish meal and we have sex again."

    I said, "Then why are you crying, a man couldn't ask for more!"

    Through sobbing tears, the old man responded, "I can't find my house! I forgot where I live!"