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  1. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    <3
     
  2. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    I am shocked. ;)
     
  3. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    Oh, you mean "cack" right? :D
     
  4. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Although not a curse word, my what I thought of as a replacement was "chum."

    Maybe it is an aussie insult, against brits.
     
  5. olivia_the_lamb

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    lolol
     
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    I think she means coot.
     
  7. Lord Yuan

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    Whenever I hear Australia I first think of the Sydney Opera House and then the word ****. How can somebody not think of the word **** first.

    But then my implicit thoughts on other nations as follows...


    When I think of my home nation I think of the statue of liberty and the word hamburger. France, Eiffel Tower and croissants and the phrase "tu merdre". Japan, Mt. Fuji and then a variety of dirty phrases and ways to say that your mother is a big hamburger. Germany I can only think of Ian Pooley. Oh and how to say "it is foggy" in German.
     
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    damn, we gotta work on our image. beer isn't the first thing you think of??

    and yes, i swear like a drunken sailor around my mates, but not in mixed company
     
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    heres a typical use of swears relating to my last visit to my fathers place. names have been removed.

    a: f mate, just got chased by this big f'n emu
    b: how big was the c?
    a: f'n BIG mate, c of a thing was bigger than me
    b: ya great big f'n sook
    a: get f'd ya c
    *both laugh*

    a: dad, you want a beer while i'm up?
    b: nah, you can get me a can of bourbon from the fridge though
    a: f that, think i'm walking all the way to the fridge, i got my f'n eski just inside the door, you want something else get off your lazy A and get it yourself.
    b: yeah alright you lazy c
     
  10. Lord Yuan

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    That is the third thing I think of. And those are some very good conversations. Also the idea of getting chased by an emu is kind of foreign to me and fascinating.
     
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    really?
    lmao
     
  12. olivia_the_lamb

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    AU for me:

    The wonderful accent, all the wonderful animals, all the beautiful places I want to visit, Heath Ledger (RIP Heathypoo <3), Christopher Hemsworth, and Sam Worthington, Aborigines, all the awesome swears, and NZ being full of sheep shaggers.

    I don't even want to go there about the US -.-

    lololol this is amazing. People just get offended here when I say c-nt... which is why I say it when I can lol. But I say "f-ck" all the time. All the time.
     
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to olivia_the_lamb again
    DOH!!!
     
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    Australia to me is the accent and the animals.
    When I think of beer I think of Belgium and swearing goes with Ireland.

    "Tu merdre" doesn't actuallly mean anything.

    That's more Wales for me, although it's also true about NZ.
     
  15. olivia_the_lamb

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    lol

    If you were from AU it'd be NZ with no question. For me here in the US, it's pretty much anyone who lives in a town smaller than mine... which is already really low at 15400 people lol
     
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    I was told that it meant "you shit". I'll have to confront my friend about this, he has deceived me.
     
  17. olivia_the_lamb

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    "merde" is shit. Not sure why your friend added the extra "r" in there, though, occasionally, it is spelled that way. And when you say "Tu merde" are you using merde as a verb or a noun? Because if you are using it as a noun that doesn't work grammatically in French.
     
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    Bah it was years ago and I don't know what level of depth he was in with the language. I do for certain know how to say, sacred blue, cat, and "I'm a small girl" in french though. I have no idea why, most of the things I know which are few and useless I can't remember how I learned them.
     
  19. olivia_the_lamb

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    Prove it lol, just kidding. I can speak French pretty well for never using it. I've taken a lot of it though. All though high school, passed the test to get into the advanced French classes in college so I only had to take two semesters before I was finished with the learning part. I wish I could take more though. I'm so rusty.
     
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    I want to pick up Japanese again, I took four years of it in high school and it is the only class I had consistently fond memories of. I have enough trouble reading and writing mathematics though for now, but maybe one day.

    I also want to pick up Cantonese one day too but that is after the non-existent day when I've learned Japanese because I finally mastered mathematics and the use of it in the trade I aspire towards.

    Another rotten joke is lack of time, I wish I could study languages in a timeless pocket dimension and then come out to catch up with my other studies.