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  1. AlphaAlex

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    A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to
    jump off.

    A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself,
    how about a root before you go?"

    The woman was angry and said, "No! Piss off you filthy old bastard."

    The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problems, I'll just go and wait
    at the bottom then."
     
  2. S.J. Faerlind

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  3. AlphaAlex

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    omg seriously? root = bonk, shag, sex

    :p
     
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    lol
    seriously.... of all the euphemisms I've come across, I've NEVER heard it called that before! At least the joke make some sense now though. :D
     
  5. Lord Yuan

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    I had to look it up on urban dictionary, must not be a US thing.

    Still I kind of guessed it from the context, I was just optimistically hoping I was wrong.
     
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    You and me both.
     
  7. JIM

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    Q: ever fallen over a treestump?
    how about a root?
     
  8. Lord Yuan

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    This is brimming with comedic potential though, that last joke you just made is very good.
     
  9. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    heh

    I think that euphemisms Down Under are very different, although you can guess it from the context.
    (root is like a stick, or rooting around)
     
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    I think I'm with LY and Greybeard... I was just hoping I was wrong. Since AA posted the joke, I should've known better than to ask for confirmation. lol
     
  11. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    Yup, it's a commonly used term here. We say lots of cringe worthy stuff like that I'm afraid. :D
     
  12. Moo Guru

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    IMO, if there's ever any doubt as to the meaning, opt for the rudest one :)
     
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    You are udderly right.





    Sorry, this is the joke board after all.
     
  14. AlphaAlex

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    A flea jumps in to bar and sees another flea all wet drinking a hard drink.
    He asks, "yo mate, why are you soaking wet?"
    The second flea responds, "Mate.. I fell asleep in a man's beard last night and he drooled all over me".
    The first fleas says, " well mate, you should do what I do and find yourself a nice warm cosy vigina bush to sleep in".
    "ok sounds good" the second flea responds..
    The next day...
    A flea jumps in to a bar and sees his friend still all wet and drinking a hard drink. He asks,
    " mate! Didn't you take my advice?"
    The second flea says, yeah I did, I found myself a nice vagina bush for the night but somehow woke up in the man's beard again!
     
  15. olivia_the_lamb

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    No! AU is full of the best euphemisms and dirty words ever. I love you guys for it lol
     
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    Cheers liv lol
     
  17. olivia_the_lamb

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    Hey mate ;)


    I also enjoy AU's overuse of my favourite curse word, which starts with a C. You guys rock.
     
  18. AlphaAlex

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    Cheers liv heh
     
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    remembering we call all our mates c's and everyone else mate
     
  20. AlphaAlex

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    Oh you mean c u n t. ....

    What? Lol