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Discussion in 'Spam....' started by Padmé, Jun 20, 2018.

  1. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    medical nano-bots hacked by russians who want 100 bitcoins to not destroy your body
     
  2. Kelmourne

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    100 bitcoin ransom obliterated by the falling prices of bitcoins
     
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    Nanobots conquered by EMP
     
  4. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    EMP neutralized with Faraday cage
     
  5. Kelmourne

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    Faraday cage neutralized with a sturdy sledge-hammer
     
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    Sledgehammer rendered ineffective due to user's muscle fatigue.
     
  7. Kelmourne

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    Muscle fatigue eliminated with a healthy can of spinach!
     
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    Can of spinach recalled over e. coli
     
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    E.coli annihilated by alien super medicine
     
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    Alien super medicine unprepared for the common cold
     
  11. Kelmourne

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    Common cold unprepared for regular-ass ginger ale
     
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    Ginger ale goes flat :(
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Flat ginger ale gets mixed with scotch
     
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    Scotch and ginger ale mix drink ruined by having way too much ice.
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Super glue sniffed and ruined drink happily forgotten
     
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    Drinking milk brings you back from the trip the superglue sent you on
     
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    Unpasteurized milk gives you Salmonella
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Sudden and unexpected gamma ray burst kills all bacteria in a 10 m (10 yrd) radius.
     
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    Gamma Ray burst sued by German power metal band Gamma Ray for copyright infringement.

    (Fun trivia, Queens of the Stone Age used to be called Gamma Ray and this literally happened to them, back in 1996 I think)
     
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    Lawsuit thrown out for being frivolous