Discussion in 'Spam....' started by Padmé, Jun 20, 2018.
medical nano-bots hacked by russians who want 100 bitcoins to not destroy your body
100 bitcoin ransom obliterated by the falling prices of bitcoins
Nanobots conquered by EMP
EMP neutralized with Faraday cage
Faraday cage neutralized with a sturdy sledge-hammer
Sledgehammer rendered ineffective due to user's muscle fatigue.
Muscle fatigue eliminated with a healthy can of spinach!
Can of spinach recalled over e. coli
E.coli annihilated by alien super medicine
Alien super medicine unprepared for the common cold
Common cold unprepared for regular-ass ginger ale
Ginger ale goes flat
Flat ginger ale gets mixed with scotch
Scotch and ginger ale mix drink ruined by having way too much ice.
Super glue sniffed and ruined drink happily forgotten
Drinking milk brings you back from the trip the superglue sent you on
Unpasteurized milk gives you Salmonella
Sudden and unexpected gamma ray burst kills all bacteria in a 10 m (10 yrd) radius.
Gamma Ray burst sued by German power metal band Gamma Ray for copyright infringement.
(Fun trivia, Queens of the Stone Age used to be called Gamma Ray and this literally happened to them, back in 1996 I think)
Lawsuit thrown out for being frivolous
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