Right then, time to end this silliness

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by I. R. Shogun, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    Well, no one has enjoyed this whole crazy mess between Liv and Met more than me, but I think it has become a monster that can only be stopped one of two ways, and since I know how a poll would go, I'm afraid I can't use that tried and true method. Instead the future will be determined by the decision of the two parties at the heart of the situation.

    Met, Liv, I'm not asking if you love each other, I'm not asking if you even like each other. Okay, that's a lie, that's exactly what I'm doing. It's time you two give us a decision, because only you two can decide if you will be brought into the bind of eternal Spam marriage, only you two can determine if I get a chance to make a mockery of one of the most time honored traditions in human history, only you two can determine whether you will be married, or just continue to grudgingly coexist, and we'll only bring this whole mess up periodically when discussing hilarity that has happened(oh, and I think you're an early candidate for the I. R. Shogun Awards.)
     
  2. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Since when is love involved in marriage?

    I just want the food; again...both types.
     
  3. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    lmao

    Well, what do you think Met?
     
  4. I. R. Shogun

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    I think Met has rendered his decision as an "I'm in if you're in, and feed me"
     
  5. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I DON'T THINK!

    No wait...that will come out wrong. Hmm I dunno....are you prepared to feed me in all manner and forms and not harass me?
     
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    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

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    Lmao he's tryin to get you hitched! *snickers*
     
  7. I. R. Shogun

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    And this would allow me to add "ship's captain" to my resume, since I'm clearly not qualified as a member of a church
     
  8. Meteorain

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    Well...it's cos I need a cook...and I won't have my mother for much longer to feed me
     
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    *pokes I.R* Am I only good for my cookin?
     
  10. I. R. Shogun

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    Nah, I think it's clear neither of us ever cooks
     
  11. Meteorain

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    If you try and pussy out of this I.R. you lose your manly status (pronouned "Staa-tus" in this scenario).

    Edit: you failed :S
     
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    Psh, don't be hatin on my diet of microwave meals and stolen babies
     
  13. Meteorain

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    It's true I am...cos I'm not that much better either. I do microwave food...but not stolen babies...I steal cheese
     
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    I do too cook! You gotta problem with it! Sheesh! Liv RUN AWAY! lol
     
  15. I. R. Shogun

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    For some reason the people I steal from got more upset over the cheese than the babies....
     
  16. I. R. Shogun

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    Not for me
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    no don;t run away Liv - you only just got back!



    oh run from met - probably a good idea :)
     
  18. Meteorain

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    She can't. She's too enamoured by me
     
  19. I. R. Shogun

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    lmao I just want her to answer already! Liv, the world, no, the entire forum needs to know!
     
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    *awaits Livs answer*