Riddles

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  1. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Thats simple, i just remebered a good one.

    The king of a distand country is extremely paranoid, last week he discovered evidence of a plot to assasinate him, so whatever he does he is extremely cautious. He wants a cold drink but he is afraid it might be poisoned, he takes the man he suspects as the assasin and has him drink some of the drink immediately after it is prepared, so he cant put in any antidone, they wait an hour and the man lives, so the king drinks the drink, after 10 minutes he collapses dead from poisoning. the assasin did nothing to the drink when he tried it, so how was the king poisoned and the assassin not?
     
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    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    the assaisin poisned it in the hour?
     
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    no, nothing was done to the galss or the drink since it was prepaired.
     
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    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    the ice had poison in it and the assasin drank it before the ice melted and when the king drank it the ice had melted!!
     
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    yes, good going.
     
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    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    thank you! hmm here is one. One night a night watchmen had a dream. he dreamed that his boss was going to crash on a jet tomorrow. he wakes up and tells his boss. his boss at first thinks it nonsence but then decides to stay home. he is watching the news and he sees that the flight he was supposed to take crashed. the next night he ives the night watchmen 500,000 eurosand fires him why is he fired?
     
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    because the nightwatchan was sleeping on the job, and failed to prevent whatever caused the accident.
     
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    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    yes youre turn:)
     
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    er, i dont really have any. hmmm

    how bout, when is a door not a door?
     
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    when it is used metephorically?
     
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    no, actually that riddle is terrible, its hard to get it you dont already know it, the answer is.

    a door is not a door, when it is a-jar
     
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    a-jar lol! i have no riddles except this one A box without hinges key or lid but golden treasure inside is hid:D
     
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    Ah! we have both red the hobbit, i doubt anyone on this forum hasnt, that riddle is easy, an egg :)
     
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    I have no more, sorry. :(
     
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    Oh well, we'll just have to wait till the next person with one comes along. *sigh*
     
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    I have a much harder one.

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    without touching, saying,or doing anything at all to this line,
    make it longer.
     
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    go right ahead.