Really dumb jokes...

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  1. Springheeled Jack

    Springheeled Jack Lurking in the shadows

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    I'm against hunting. In fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

    Me: "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it".
    Shopkeeper: "Those are pickled onions".

    I said to the train driver, "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said, "I was on telly once but I'm no Tom Cruise".

    I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

    I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

    My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes; he's a catholic converter.

    I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
    He said, "You remind me of a pepper-pot". I said, "I'll take that as a condiment".

    Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says, "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

    A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    A seal walks into a club...

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
     
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  2. The Chaos Engine

    The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git

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    *groan* Some of them made me laugh, though...:D
     
  3. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    I Laughed so hard!!

    XD
     
  4. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    You should put those jokes in collections and sell them in books even if you didn't come up with them.
     
  5. SuperToad

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    *cough*
     
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    kinda stupid...
     
  7. The Chaos Engine

    The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git

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    Which is probably why the thread title is 'Really dumb jokes'...
     
  8. Springheeled Jack

    Springheeled Jack Lurking in the shadows

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    The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git

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    You'll obviously have to put more work into your thread titles so the hard-of-thinking don't get confused...
     
  10. Springheeled Jack

    Springheeled Jack Lurking in the shadows

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    Naughty boy. You shouldn't mock the afflicted...:D