Ray's lost poem

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by Kakashi, May 24, 2012.

  1. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    I support slavery
    But that don't mean I got a cavity
    The south should be rising
    One day I'll be super-sizing
    your big mac meal
    Don't worry if we're playing Wow I'll heal
    You before you die
    Don't think I'll cry
    Just because I'm a bitch
    Don't mean I act like a bitch

    I don't think before I speak
    But I rhyme everything like a geek
    I try to be funny
    But I just come off as a idiot and not even for money
    Maybe I'm just ignorant, see I was raised in the south
    but we both know i just need to shut my mouth
    This poetry is almost embarrassing
    But then again I think I'm the king
    Just because a girl likes me now
    I think other people will too, wow

    I hate the blacks but I imitate them
    I'm confused since I never went to school way back when
    My poetry's floppy
    I just ate a poppy
    seed muffin, word
    Now I'll eat a cheese curd
    My ability to write
    Makes me want to fly the kite
    Of surrender
    Okay I'm just being stupid now but remember
    I hate things I don't understand
    I act like an idiot without reprimand
    My name is ray
    Rhyme's with gay
    Hope you liked my poem
    Um?
     
  2. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain Purveyor of High Culture, Aristocrat of the Soul

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    It really is great to finally get the recognition I deserve... You know, being the racist, wigger I am and all that :3
     
  3. Kakashi

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    Don't forget ignorant
     
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    RayCaptain Purveyor of High Culture, Aristocrat of the Soul

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    You'll get over it, I'm sure.
     
  5. The peoples champion

    The peoples champion The peoples champion

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    LOL that was a interesting read.
     
  6. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    This is one of the the reasons you're one of my favorite tffers, along with your poetry.
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    His persistence in keeping the non-spam sections of TFF alive.
     
  8. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    Also his sig and avatar that he hasn't changed since I can remember. It's the best.
     
  9. The peoples champion

    The peoples champion The peoples champion

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    Hey I only speak the truth dude and thanks for the kind words.
     
  10. Kakashi

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    The forum wouldn't be the same without you, and I mean that.
     
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    Thanks I just keep writing becuase the ideas and voices never stop.
     
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    Sevi Master of Beasts

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    Ray are you a racist? I never knew.