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  1. Nakeu_elven_slave

    Nakeu_elven_slave Tu Shausha

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    There was a boy riding a bus.All Alone,and he was sitting right behind the bus drive.The littel boy was a bit loud and abnoxious,and started yelling at the top of his lungs,"If my daddy was a boy elephant,and my mommy was a girl elephant,I'd be a littel baby elephant."The boy was yelling this right in the bus drivers ear.Then the boy said "If my mommy was girl doggy,and my daddy was a boy doggy.I'd be a puppy."FInally the busdriver,being irritated,Turned around and yelled,"What if your mom was a whore,and your dad was gay!?"THe boy grinned and said,"I'd be a bus driver."
     
  2. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    XD Bus driver.
     
  3. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Heh.
    Spelling mistakes in your signature Nakeu