Racist Jokes -- PG

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  1. ZrksZZ

    ZrksZZ Dragonfae

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    Q: You come across a group of pikemen. How do you know they are dwarves?

    A: They're all chanting:
    Pointy end goes out.
    Pointy end goes out.
    Pointy end goes out.
    ...


    Q: What do you call an elf that can count to twenty?

    A: Barefooted.


    Q: How many halflings does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

    A: Two
     
  2. KoNeko

    KoNeko Kawaii chibi ko-neko,desu

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    I don't get the second one. xD
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    That actually made me laugh.
     
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