Discussion in 'Castle Town' started by anonymous, Jan 20, 2009.
Stop that! That's Police property! Stoppit!!!!!
*lets a stream of robot oil go on the facist policemans head*
* gets an evil glint in eye*
Not a problem Sir
* starts chanting in an accent Drow language and time around __________ speeds up at a remarkable pace and he begins to rust and fall apart*
Hows that sir?
Well done! I shall recommend you for instant promotion - Anonymous will be most pleased with your work!
Thank you sir...Anything to help
*Goes to (broken) desk and pulls out a box full of medals. Sorts through them, trying to find the right one, then hands them all to LadyRaven.* Here, have them all. Wear them with pride - you deserve them for displaying such courage in the face of a mad robot!
*meanwhile in a parallel universe ___________ is planning his revenge on the human insects*
Takes out the Purple Heart and pins it on the 4th*
This i beleave should go to you sir
Why thank you! And call me Musky, everybody else does. So, are you ready to get that DNA sample from AA? I put him in the dungeon for his own safety. There's a truncheon hanging from the cell door should he give you any trouble...
*pulls the cotten swab with that safty tip out from with in the frount of dress*
I already have it Musky
*meanwhile in AA cell, a wind seem pick up from no-where and a flash of light reveals a rift in the space time continuum*
*The light slowly recedes, leaving a figure poised in the cell*
*see's the figure and cant help but stair*
( what did you think i was going to say?)
Ah, I see. I lost track of events with all the chaos going on...plus, being hit on the head with a pipe hasn't helped matters. *staggers* I think I may need to lie down. I trust you're happy to process the sample, Officer Raven? If it comes back positive, you can decide AA's punishment for yourself: nothing too harsh, but draconian enough to discourage such behaviour in future...mmm, time seems to be out of joint...someone is messing with the space-time continuum...
* shakes head*
What... Ohh yes Sir
* heads off to the dungain to begin AA punishment*
Is there a dress code i need to fallow by any chance?
Er, no, we're quite informal when it comes to uniforms. Smart casual is all we ask for. Plus, your Police badge should be displayed on a prominent part of your body. I'm sure you'll be spoiled for choice... *Turns away and lies down in a dark corner.*
*the figure stands and looks at the officers and speaks*
"I understand you may need help? I would like to volunteer my services"
*Shouts from corner* You'll have to see Chief Anonymous in the morning, Mister...he does the hiring and firing...say, haven't I seen you somewhere before? You look...familiar. Hmm...
*Passes out from concussion*
* goes to change out of dominatrix outfit*
*Mumbles something about pvc catsuits and then is silent*
A warning to others: don't be like AlphaAlex - don't mess with the FSPD!
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