Discussion in 'Castle Town' started by anonymous, Jan 20, 2009.
I was framed.
*Covers nose with other hand as they enter Police Station* You were certainly something...I'm not sure what you'd call it. What have you been eating, badgers?
Maybe... I'm not saying till I get a lawyer Maybe it was a grog bog from the fellowship pub ... Then again It wasnt me so I dont know... >_>
A car screeches to a halt in front of the police station and several heavily armed men leap out.
Within seconds pandemonium has broken out as police officers are sycthed down like wheat in the strangers torrent of well aimed gunfire.
One in particular grabs Alpha Alex and whispers.
And gently guides him into the car.
In the space of a minute, the men and Alex are gone, and the police department is in disarray with most of its staff dead or severely wounded.
That will be investigated. First you willl be charged and a DNA sample taken to test against the...offering...left in our air con. Refusal to submit to a DNA test will result in a mandatory three-month sentence cleaning out our Chief's litter tray...
* dusts self off*
WTF was that?
*Pauses on way to cells* I think we may regard it as some kind of space/time anomaly or else a fantasy trope gone awry.
*Shakes AA* The charges just keep mounting up, don't they, you nefarious villain?
Need any help Sir?
Aww I wanted to be the first TFFer In the dungeon.. ah well
*To LR* Have you signed up to the force then? You can take this villain to the cells, if you want, and extract a DNA sample from him to match what he (allegedly) left in the air con. The use of truncheons is permissible if he refuses...
I thought I was rescued..
I have heard what you police officers do with truncheons to poor defenseless villians!
Now you are a captive in my heart!
AH!!! put me in jail quick get me away.
*Turns to __________* Do you have a complaint to make, Mister Robot? The complaints desk is just over there, beneath that big magnet....
*Peers closer* Hold on, aren't you the robot who hit me with a pipe outside a few minutes ago?
*Calls for SWAT team* Code Red! Mental Robot on the loose!!!
"Yes as a matter of fact I do have a complaint! Why arent I locked up with AA?"
I've submitted my application but i think it got incinerated.
The prisoner will be no problem Sir
* grabs AA by the ear and drags him off to the cells*
DNA sample huh( thinks to self)
* twists the ear more until AA screams and shoves a cotton swab in side and collects the DNA and safly puts the swab away**
That should do it
* opens the cell door and throws AA in side*
This should keep you
* locks the door and drops the key down the front of my low cut black dress and heads back to turn in the DNA*
All done Sir.
*Leans closer* Say, how about dealing with this robot - he just assaulted be with a lead pipe. Think you're up to the job?
"Bring it on Pigs"
*randomly smashes up the station*
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