Pirates or ninjas?

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Pirates or ninjas?

  1. Pirates

    19 vote(s)
    36.5%
  2. Ninjas

    24 vote(s)
    46.2%
  3. Lumberjacks

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%
  4. Really, who cares?

    5 vote(s)
    9.6%
  1. Blackness

    Blackness Well-Known Member

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    Ninjas!!
     
  2. Solcious

    Solcious Veil-Lord

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    Ninjas for the win!
     
  3. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    You realise pirates are none of those things, theyre dirty, smelly, sweaty brigands (months at sea with water for drinking only) they dress mostly in ragged old clothes and are usually stupid (piracy was the last resort for those without the skill or education for other jobs). Sure depp etc can romanticise the role, but a real pirate is disgusting and nothing compared to cold steel in the back of the heart that heisnt suspecting.
     
  4. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Not to mention they hold no real love for women but merely to have a good shag before going back to sea <_<
     
  5. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    yeah, prostitution, rape and pillaging, no romance
     
  6. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    Though I doubt Ninja's were the perfect romancers...lol
     
  7. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    true, but correct me if Im wrong but no one is calling ninjas romantic.

    theyre sneaky b*stards, but at least theyre honest about it.
     
  8. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    Unless you ask them where they came from, descended from the god of the storms is cool, but unlikely. Maybe...
     
  9. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    nah I was just kidding...I admire ninja's because they are the perfect killers, not because they were (not) the greatest lovers.
     
  10. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I wouldn't say perfect killers, but they were mighty good in their own way.

    Unless we talking about non-reality one's. Then ofc they pwn everything