Pick-up lines (PG-13 for "humor")

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  1. Lord Kenobi

    Lord Kenobi The Negotiator

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    Hey peoples post all of your pick-up lines here.... just to start it off.... heres one

    " Hey baby, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your "BEDROCK"
    (JOKEZ HAHAHAH)

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  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    "do you have tickets to the gun show *flex muscles*
    "Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
    "i hope you know cpr cause you take my breath away"
    "I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

    those are all i got. :D
     
  3. Lord Kenobi

    Lord Kenobi The Negotiator

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    §oul Bane Active Member

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    "I lost my teddy, can I hug you instead?"
    "Did it hurt" (she sais 'did what hurt') "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
    "You must be a parking ticket, because you got Fine written all over you"
    "If I made the alphebet I would put U and I together"
    Thats all of the top of my head, I'll get more.
     
  5. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    "Do you work for UPS, cuz I coulda SWORN i saw you checkin out my pacakage"

    *tries to look at shirt tag* "What are you doing!?" "Just checkin to see if you were made in heaven"

    "Do you rent or own" "Own what?" "Those wings, you angel"

    "My name is _______, but you can call me tonight"

    "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"


    bit worse:
    "hey, lets do some math...lets add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and start multiplyin"


    or you could go straight forward:
    "...nice ass" :p


    feel free to end any of the aformentioned with "giggity giggity giggity" :p
     
  6. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

    God I love nerd humor :D
     
  7. herzog

    herzog Active Member

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    If you were a car door I would slam you alllll night looooong!!!!

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is.....
     
  8. charlie6078

    charlie6078 rawr

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    great ideas

    also here one is....
    "do you like whales, cause i've got a hump-back at my place"
     
  9. Gargoyle

    Gargoyle My own worst nightmare...

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    "You must be tired"
    "Why?"
    "Cause you've been running around in my head all day."
     
  10. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    Heh, I like that one :D

    (Have I ever mentioned I'm a sucker for pickup lines? But I'm something of a tease, though, hehe)
     
  11. Allessandra

    Allessandra Rock on!

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    "Do you have a quarter so I can call your mom and thank her"
     
  12. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    More of an insult.
     
  13. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    ROOOOFL that's hilarious...I love nerd humour aswell...sometimes...although I swear Helicase only unzips the two strands from eachother, rather than just the gene...but its funny all the same :p
     
  14. The peoples champion

    The peoples champion The peoples champion

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    Here is a good one: Is it hot in here or is it you?:fart: .
     
  15. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    "Excuse me, I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
     
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    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    Dude, I saw that on a shirt.
     
  17. hatchet13

    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    i usually say , " Hey baby,seeing as though you're already in the boot of my car - wanna come back to my house?" 100% success rate .
     
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