Does anyone here speak a language other than English ... uh, and Elvish? Just wondering. I took two years of French in high school. Got straight As. Was president of the French club. Do I speak French? No! But I did understand most of Cyrano DeBergerac ... and it really helped when we went to Canada! I am fluent in Spanish. Lived south of the (USA) border from the time I was 8 until I turned 14.