nothing worse than kissing...

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by AlphaAlex, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. AlphaAlex

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    ... a girl that has breath that could gas out a room full of people..

    So she was an 8.5 out of 10. pretty damn sexy.. (sorry but guys do rate sexy, like women)(not trying to be sexist or an arsehole) but I nearly gagged at the breath. How hard is it to clean your teeth twice a day? (once should have done it!)

    now I'm not talking about maybe food breath such as garlic breath / onion breath.. I'm talking.. hadn't cleaned teeth for weeks breath, or had rotting teeth breath.

    ugh nearly vomited in her mouth.

    edit: and before the jokes start flying in, NO she wasn't a hooker lol
     
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    Thank you for sharing that.
     
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    but was she a she?
     
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    do you consider yourself a she these days?

    yep payed myself out there.
     
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    haha! repped.
     
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    but you're red, so i don't get jack lol
     
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    Yuck yuck yuck!
     
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    you got 1. It counts haha
     
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    lolol, it's grey :p
     
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    Your reputation on this post is Even.
     
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    I love this thread!
     
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    I love this bread I'm eating right now
     
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    Only one who doesn't own a dog can say this.

    Because its nothing next to when you sit down and suddenly the dog leaps up all happy to see you and gives you a horrible lick all over the face - all horrible because you SAW the thing they found in the garden and had lots of fun with that didn't just look but was rancid!
     
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    I'm guessing this romantic encounter took place in a setting where alcohol abounds?.. that's what booze is for Alex, it helps gloss over our imperfections. I think you should have went for it, bad breath and all... you must sacrifice in the name of love, or lust, whichever.:)
     
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    Now I'm curious as to what kind of bread you were eating.
     
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    I hope it was tiger bread. Tiger bread rocks!
     
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    i'm uncertain as to what tiger bread is
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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