Note to Dracula

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  1. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Dear Dracula,

    Remember that night
    a few years ago?
    Well you have a son.
    His name is Edward.

    Sincerely, Tinkerbell
     
  2. Running Wolf

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    sounds about right
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    Oh no

    Ray has been


    PONIED!











    no wait Ray is male - he's been Bronnied!
     
  8. Black Tattoo

    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    So THAT'S what happened!!!!

    I knew there had to be a logical explaination!
     
  9. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    no ray is just really confused with his life right now. the internet is a big place and he's not sure what he wants.
     
  10. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    We know what Pyro wants though.