Most Disturbing Couples

Discussion in 'A Song of Ice and Fire' started by Liadan, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Isnt Dany 13-14ish and Margarey is 16ish? Sorry for turning this thread into a pedaeophiliac fetish style thingy! lol. I didnt even think about age when I posted.
     
  2. Liadan

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    Lol, it's called "Disturbing Couples." ;) And I think we're mature enough to take them as joke suggestions. =P

    Dany was 13 when she married Drogo, and 14 at the end of GoT; Margaery was perhaps 15 in GoT when Renly showed Ned a picture of her. I'm pretty sure that Margaery was 16 in CoK, and Dany 15, so they're about the same age. =)
     
  3. Pale Ale

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    A 3 way gay love thing of Jaime, Rhaegar and Jon Snow. Why because it's the male characters i imagine to be the sexyist wait jaime has a shaved head and a beared and rhaegar is a corpse so i guess when each character is at their sexyiest meat in a time rift. Wait i forgot about Loras, but he is actually gay so it is to obvious. Also cersei and moon boy although that is also way to obvious, and if someone can tell me how to pronounce cersei's name that would be super fabulous.
     
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    Jaime, Rhaegar, and Loras would be great, all three major pretty boys. Jon really doesn't fit with the others I think.

    Theon and Cersei...they're both power-hungry, they're made for each other.

    Oh, and Margaery + Sansa would be *THE* ASoIaF teen lesbian scene, next to Irri + Dany (which really happened #_#).
     
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  5. LyannaWolfBlood

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    I like Theon and Cersei...nice one! :D
     
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    Maester Aemon and the Queen of Thorns? makes me think of Professor Farnsworth with "Mom" from Futurama. Nothing good could come of that.
    Shagga + Lady?
    Vargo Hoat + Tywin Lannister?
     
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    Appaliq No One

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    lol, Nice.
     
  8. Pale Ale

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    Cersei also got in on the lesbian scene aswell but i guess she isn't a teen. Rhaegar doesn't really seem to fit the pretty boy thing in my mind. And depending on who you are you could say theirs some father son incest going on if jon is in their which makes it more disturbing.
     
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    Bran and The Mountain
     
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    ...that is an image that will haunt me forever...
     
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    Oh yeah, I still got it...
     
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    Your blinkie says it all. lol. :p

    Lollys + Shagga. Eww.... Now THATS disturbing.
     
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    Nimeria and Ser Pounce.
     
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    Omega3R Mi ne sijemo.

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    joffrey and sansa. i hated them two together, in the beginning, when she still thought she loved him. geez, they were annoying.
     
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    Sam and Belwas
     
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    Sansa and Tyrion
     
  17. Liadan

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    Note To Self: Do Not Enter This Thread After Eating Lunch.

    Anyway, Pale Ale, GRRM actually doesn't have a set pronunciation guide - he apparently lets readers choose their own pronunciations, although "Cer-say" and "Cer-see" are the most common variations. :)
     
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    Dany and Loras (like Will and Grace)
     
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    Not bad...

    How about Gregor and Melisandre?
     
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    Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we can come up with all this? Ignore the fact that I started the thread in the first place. :D