Most Disturbing Couples

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  1. Liadan

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    All right, this is a joke thread. Suggestions are not to be taken seriously, and should be made for sheer amusement. :p

    A couple of my suggestions:
    Dany + Jaime
    Stannis + Loras
     
  2. LyannaWolfBlood

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    Lol, I wonder where this came from??? ;)

    Varys & Strong Belwas
    Viserys & Cersei

    I like Stannis/Loras BTW...that could be interesting :D.
     
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    :halo:

    And LOL @ Viserys and Cersei. XD They deserve each other.

    As for Stannis/Loras... well, we all know about Renly and Loras. ;P
     
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    Well, Stannis' hatred/jealousy of Renly could be explained by his unrequited love for Loras! ;)
     
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    Hmm, indeed, indeed. Y'know what the worst part would be? If it was actually TRUE. :p

    Oh, here's a wrong one: Melisandre + Varys. Or Mel + Sam.
     
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    :eek: Mel + Sam would be truly horrifying.

    How about Littlefinger and the QoT, scheming their way through marital bliss?
     
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    For a moment I was like: Stannis & Loras weren't they really couple? *slaps on forehead* It was Renly NOT Stannis..I am sorry. It is too early in the morning for me to think!!!!

    If we are already combining:
    Varys + Stannis
    (their names actually rhym)
     
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    hmmm Stannis is too easy how about Cerci and Jon
     
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    I would say Brienne and Jaime, except that's not really disturbing or even unprobable anymore.

    Brienne and Lord Frey? *snicker*
     
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    If Brienne and Jaime hook up, I will die inside....Brienne deserves better than that.

    How about Shae on her knees before Viserys saying something like, "I want to wake your dragon"?

    Total improbability: Eddard + Dancy + Alayaya

    And Daenerys + Melisandre, my favorite female character hooked up with my most hated female character (not because she's badly written, she's just a fanatical bitch...).
     
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    Classic!

    Ned and Cersei?
    Or maybe Viserys and Cersei?
    Cersei kind of makes anything disturbing....
     
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    Lol, that's brilliant Kraas :D.

    How about Lysa and Viserys?
     
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    How about Sansa and Margaery with Vary's the spider watching!
     
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    Sounds like an ASoIaF porno just waiting to happen.
     
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    ^^ and Sansa and Margaery doesn't? :)
     
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    Lol. This thread's definitely evolved. XD Still, awesome suggestions, all. :p And... call me an idiot, but who was the QoT? :confused: I need to reread my books, but all of 'em are falling apart.... I don't dare read SoS anymore, lol. Gotta get a new copy soon.

    Hey, what about Mirri Maz Duur + Mel? That's terrible, I know.
     
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    The QoT = Olenna Tyrell :).

    And that last one's brilliant! :D Maybe you should stick Marwyn somewhere in there too...
     
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    Yeah, but slightly pedofile-ish.
     
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    @ Lyanna: *smacks head* Queen of Thorns! Gah, should stop playing games and reread instead. XD And thanks. ^^

    Marwyn and Maggy (Maegi) the Frog?
     
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    @ App: Dany's no older than Margaery, surely?

    @ Liadan: No problem :). And Maggy makes a good addition, too :D.