Morrigan's Massage Parlour

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  1. Soylent Green

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    Ok, great! I think a couple of kilos should do for starters.....
     
  2. Sevi

    Sevi Pocałunek!

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    ok! I dont think I could carry more anyways :p
     
  3. Alchemist

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    -falls out of chair-
     
  4. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    How about a full body seaweed wrap so I can Old gregg it up?
     
  5. Soylent Green

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    Oh...sorry Alch. Hang on...

    *lifts Alch under the armpits and drags him to the table*

    A little help here BFD, if you will....
     
  6. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    *uses his manly man muscles to lift Alch onto table*

    "Whoops!"

    *accidently pulls one of Alch's legs off, with his uber strength*
     
  7. Alchemist

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    ...... -blinks-
     
  8. Soylent Green

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    Ok, Alch, are you ready?
     
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    *magically massages Alch's leg back on*

    That would normally be extra, but since I haven't organised my public liablility insurance yet, consider it on the house *winks*

    *Gives Alch a hangover combatting massage*
     
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    *considers calling insurance police, but decides to wait to see if the massage is worth it first*
     
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    *gets extra large table ready*

    Ok, you're up, BFD

    Still waiting for my seaweed order, so you won't be able to Old Gregg it up yet!
     
  12. Alchemist

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    mmmmmmmm

    -revives-

    Magic touch.
     
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    Glad you feel better!!

    See you next time!
     
  14. Ender-Zero

    Ender-Zero Ruff Mercenary

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    I'm willing to pay any price for another one of those.
     
  15. Soylent Green

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    *starts fantasising about PS3 and flat screen TV*

    *snaps out of it*

    Er.....it's ok, Ender. Twenty-five shillings is the price. Have to be fair.....
     
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    :D
    Then you should most definitely come to my place :D
     
  17. bloodfiredeath

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    Man if thats the way to pick up chicks I best had buy up!
     
  18. Soylent Green

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    lol! You are slow off the mark!
     
  19. bloodfiredeath

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    Meh, story of my life! Thats why I end end up with the weird non trendy chicks! :p
     
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    Damn straight!