more women jokes.

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  1. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    The most amusing part of this thread so far is Elven attempting to bolster the value of women and demean men.
     
  2. AlphaAlex

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    Agreed.

    How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

    How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

    What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later.


    A woman calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
    "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
    "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
    "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
    "It's a big rooster," she said.
    The husband arrives home and tells his wife, "Okay dear, put the corn flakes back in the box.
     
  3. olivia_the_lamb

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    Agreed.

    lol nice... but Turn already told the last one as a blonde joke =)
     
  4. AlphaAlex

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    must have missed it.
     
  5. Meteorain

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    [​IMG]

    Sometimes, words just aren't enough
     
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    sometimes pictures just don't show up...
     
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    in b4 404? fail.
     
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    O-shit. I forgot that it's 4chan. Gif's get old and the link expires. Goddamnit.