Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by AlphaAlex, May 4, 2009.
Normf, your pretty awsome at these.
It's not like many people will post in it.
Cus there are no good man jokes.
Oh.. oh.. You don't want to know!
AHAHAHAHHAHA. this is GRREAT.
Lol, Elven those jokes were CLASSIC!!! Me and my friend were gonna do the one about why men shouldn't go to the supermarket lol. But we were gonna dress up as superman and green goblin, then superman (me) would go in the elevator and make conversation with the people, Then when the door opened The Gree Goblin (friend) would be standing there. and I'd turn to the customer and "Oh, this looks like my stop. You have a nice day now, Oh! I reccomend the créme brulé" Then turn to my friend and go "RAAGRRRGGHG!!!!!!!!!" Then we'd chase eachother round Tesco ^_^
I have an idea! Start a man jokes thread so I don't get confused why all the sexist jokes are not for my opposite sex! It really brings me down.
There you go Yuan. I made a thread
Thank you for restoring natural order.
It was man that threw it off balance ... >_>
Is that why you didnt post one lol?
Or are you still trying to find them on the internet.
I'd suggest you make it Spider-man, not Superman. Unless you intended to have mismatched hero and villain.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh,
. .. . .. . .. .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
ohno you dinnt just tell a blonde joke.
It's amazing you actually understood it.
That's a good one ^^
Turin generally writes using very small words.
I love this thread. More woman jokes plz.
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