more women jokes.

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by AlphaAlex, May 4, 2009.

  1. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    Normf, your pretty awsome at these.
     
  2. mDerangedLemonw

    mDerangedLemonw Ultraman Nexus

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    It's not like many people will post in it.
     
  3. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    Cus there are no good man jokes.
     
  4. Jet

    Jet I Improvised

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    Oh.. oh.. You don't want to know!
     
  5. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    AHAHAHAHHAHA. this is GRREAT. :)
     
  6. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Lol, Elven those jokes were CLASSIC!!! Me and my friend were gonna do the one about why men shouldn't go to the supermarket lol. But we were gonna dress up as superman and green goblin, then superman (me) would go in the elevator and make conversation with the people, Then when the door opened The Gree Goblin (friend) would be standing there. and I'd turn to the customer and "Oh, this looks like my stop. You have a nice day now, Oh! I reccomend the créme brulé" Then turn to my friend and go "RAAGRRRGGHG!!!!!!!!!" Then we'd chase eachother round Tesco :p ^_^
     
  7. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    I have an idea! Start a man jokes thread so I don't get confused why all the sexist jokes are not for my opposite sex! It really brings me down.
     
  8. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    There you go Yuan. I made a thread :D
     
  9. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Thank you for restoring natural order.
     
  10. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    It was man that threw it off balance ... >_>
     
  11. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    Is that why you didnt post one lol?
    Or are you still trying to find them on the internet.
    :D
     
  12. Jorick

    Jorick Well-Known Member

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    I'd suggest you make it Spider-man, not Superman. Unless you intended to have mismatched hero and villain. :p
     
  13. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and
    help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
    how to get started.'

    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
    finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a
    rooster.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
    all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
    turns to her and says,

    'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
    to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's
    have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh,

    . .. . .. . .. .





    'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
     
  14. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Ahahaha!
     
  15. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    ohno you dinnt just tell a blonde joke. :nono:
     
  16. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    It's amazing you actually understood it. :p
     
  17. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    Lmao
     
  18. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    :D That's a good one ^^
     
  19. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Turin generally writes using very small words.
     
  20. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    I love this thread. More woman jokes plz.