The voices told me to come here, so here I am. I'm a devourer of all kinds of fantasy literature, from the popular to the justifiably obscure, and write stories which vary in quality from bad to downright abysmal. When not reading or scribbling I usually while away the hours by shooting things online or causing trouble in my local hostelry. I don't own any pets, I don't like lettuce, and I prefer being asleep to being awake, if only because I meet more interesting people in my dreams than I do in real life. That's pretty much all you need to know about me. See ya around.