Mervin County

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  1. AcrobaticHippo

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    I agree,Lady_Of_Shalott.

    ***Goes to filming studio***

    Since I only get visitors once in a blue moon,leggy,can I star as the villain?I promise to be a very good one :)
     
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    you miss understood me the movie is called "....................erm...............................erm........................." its about a man that can't make up his mind, then the aliens invade, then they go on a ship to escape the danger, it sinks and they are washed up onto an island where there are lots of pirates who are fighting a war againts a bunch or romanish guys, then there is an iceage and they all have to go and live under the ice in the sea.
     
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    I have read many books, Leggy... and this clearly sounds as the useless story of an X-rated movie to me...

    Now, what was that title again? The Passion of the Woman?
     
  4. Lady_of_Shalott

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    Yikes, things are getting a tad racy here in Mervin County. Perhaps we should return to the Monopoly tournament?
     
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    EBM walks in and arrests both legolas and sindar king taking them both to jail after taking their weapons and hand cuffing them behind their backs, throws then in a cell together and tells them they don't get out until they make up............or one of them kills the other. Them EBM sells tickets to watch the bloodbath.*
     
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    *EBM also arrests all actors and actresses in the porn movies and sends them out of town on a rail after being tar and feathered by an angry mob.*
     
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    Nono EBM don't arrest leggy and sindar send them to me I'm the psychatrist and they've been on my list for a LOOONG time for filming senseless X-rated movies!
     
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    makes up with sindar then goes on to write a book about the way they were both treated in the terrible conditions of the prison and how executions were being held daily, when both of them are released from prison, they turn the book into a movie and it wins 12 oscars..
     
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    The oscar nominations the film recieved was......
    1"Most boring movie based on actual event,
    2.Least violent movie based on actual event,
    3.Most pathetic trailer for movie based on actual event,
    4.Worst actors for a movie based on actual event,
    5.Worst directors for movie based on actual event,
    6.Worst props for movie based on actual event,
    7.Worst costumes for movie based on actual event,
    8.Worst filming for movie based on actual event,
    9. Worst screenplay for movie based on actual event,
    10. Worst adaptation of an actual event,
    11. The actual event didn't happen, no one is executed in my prison and I am currently sueing leggy and sindar for slander.
     
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    Oh the twelfth oscar for was for best actor, and they got that, because orlando bloom played legolas' prison character, and he was stripped naked by sindar's character because they actually staged beating each other up to look like the guards did it....
     
  11. LadyoftheGoldenWood

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    Ya right. Who can I be?
     
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    Hey it's like as if I'm a bystander over here I'm gonna go outta business unless someone visits me!Take pity on me you guys BOOHOO!!! :D
     
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    hey girls you should like my movie I know plenty of girls at my scholl that would give the movie every award going if it had Orlando bloom naked in it.


    Leggy's influence of the government pays off when he successfully buys out mervin country and sells it to a water company who plan to turn the whole place into a giant resevoir.
     
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    Hardee har, Leggy. And I think I'll skip the movie. Orlando Bloom. Bah! Who needs him?
     
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    Watch it LoS that is debatable. And what can I be?
     
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    I agree with LAdyoS who needs him he's only handsome as legolas in LOTR
     
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    the water comopany heads into town and begin to evict people so they can begin turning the cown into a resevoir.

    "Don't worry this water will be able to provide water to millions of people in china, the towns sacrifice is worth it, I shall give you a couple of billion dollers each so that you can go and move somewhere else"

    gives everyone about 2 billion dollers each.
     
  18. LadyoftheGoldenWood

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    ya and where are we going to go?
     
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    over there *points to a beautiful town by the beach*
     
  20. LadyoftheGoldenWood

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    But that is not mervin County, why don't you just build or thing there?