Mervin County

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  1. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    Welcome to Mervin Township in Mervin County! There are a few simple directions, across the street is the Public Library, where you will find coupons for our only hotel, the Mervin Victoria Inn, remember that, its important.

    Make Mervin County Real in this post. Its a hillbilly-ish county in the Middle of Nowhere. Design it, have fun... but remember! I am the official Mervin County Monopoly Champion!!!
    You could be a shopkeeper, a police man, a hilljack, or even the Bus driver!
     
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  2. Sindarking01

    Sindarking01 Lord Of the Grey Elves

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    Could I be the local thief? I tend to do very well at that.

    *slides keys to City Hall into back pocket*
     
  3. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    yup... haha
     
  4. Sindarking01

    Sindarking01 Lord Of the Grey Elves

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    Cool.
    *eyes Indy's sword*
     
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    I will be the local law enforcment, sherrif EBM thats me...


    *eyes sindar who is eyeing indys sword...*

    Better just watch out there young man...play with blades and you'll get cut...
     
  6. Lego

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    can i be your deputy?
     
  7. Sindarking01

    Sindarking01 Lord Of the Grey Elves

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    *Looks at EBM, looks at Legolas & starts to whistle while backing away slowly with stolen weapons behind back.*
     
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    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    I can be the local drunkard.
     
  9. Lego

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    shoots sindar king!!

    "that'll teach ya!!"
     
  10. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    Can I be the innkeeper of the Mervin Victoria Inn?
     
  11. Wisconsin

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    Yes, and I will be the noble mayor! "Now I want no violence.... except when needed... ... ... ... *drones on for hours* ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
     
  12. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Hmm, I guess that leaves open a space for a librarian ('s that OK Indy?). Every hillbillish town needs a bit o' intellect... Ah well, I guess my books will stay on the shelf for the next few decades...

    Coupons... anyone?
     
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    Actually I don't want to be deputy anymore, I'll be the local actor, sports star and presenter.
     
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    Turambars the liberian! Eny takkers fer tha new depuuty job?
     
  15. Sindarking01

    Sindarking01 Lord Of the Grey Elves

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    *Makes mental note to open psychiatric hospital, & put Legolas in for trying to shoot me even after I stole all his weapons.*

    *Steals crazy actor/sports/presenter's Wallet & car keys*
     
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    hires a hitman to track sindar king down and kill him.

    remember I am a superstar and they get to decide who lives and dies, like when the queen ordered princess dianas death.
     
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    The new books are in:

    Gibberish for beginners- Billy Bob deJong
    A note of Buegras - RJ Banjo
    Smith and Wesson-the complete history - (var)
    Higher Algebra; a new look on the 4th degree defraction - Dr. A Frankenhausen
    Coupons! or how the Mervin Vitoria Inn got it's fame - Ms. Shalott
    (how did that get here, guaranteed dust collector!)
    English for beginners - Billy Bob deJong
    Ensnare!-poaching for beginners - HMS Hunter
    Mervin County part 1-the complete history - Indiana
    Mervin County Part 2-sightseeing - Indiana
    (that's a real thin book, I can tell ya)
    A blindman's guid to the cleares moonshine - B Naaktgeboren

    Visit the Local Pubic Library, Enyoy reading
     
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    ooh!!!

    *Finishes filming a movie*
     
  19. Sindarking01

    Sindarking01 Lord Of the Grey Elves

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    *pays of hitman with money from Legolas the Superstar's wallet, & steals new movie to post for free on the web.*
     
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    orders the death of sindar king.

    the government track sindarking down and kill him.