Marriage - the before and after

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  1. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    BEFORE MARRIAGE:



    Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

    Wife - Do you want me to leave?

    Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

    Wife - Do you love me?

    Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

    Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

    Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

    Wife - Will you kiss me?

    Husband - Every chance I get!

    Wife - Will you hit me?

    Husband - Definately not! Are you crazy?!

    Wife - Can I trust you?

    Husband - Yes.

    Wife - Darling!




    AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
     
  2. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    Lol, I love those read from top-then bottom jokes.
     
  3. Sneakybolt

    Sneakybolt Melereb

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    >.< Nice!!
     
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    LOL Yeah that about sums it up! Only they usually aren't that honest about it ;)
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Window Bar "We Read for Light"

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    Re: Marriage - the before and after (R)

    After all these years I finally get it:

    "I wanna be on top," she says
     
  7. hanon

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    Thanks
    that was awesome ^_^
     
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2010
  8. Black Tattoo

    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    THAT is the best! I love it! Thanks for the much needed laugh :D
     
  9. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    hehhe I wonder if Ani and Padme have noticed this yet ;)