man with no arms and no legs *G-rated*

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  1. Tilandrea

    Tilandrea the scientist

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    dununun! these are the infamous man with no arms and no legs jokes..told to me in high school by a verrrry cheesy friend of mine.

    disclaimer: no offense to those that have no arms and no legs :)

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall?
    Art

    what do you call his arms and legs?
    Pieces of art

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
    Bob

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grille?
    Frank

    what do you call his girlfriend?
    Patty

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a box?
    Kit

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
    Matt

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hottub?
    Stew

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
    Skip

    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
    Russel

    teehee!
     
  2. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

    Ilean
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter....it won't come to you anyways....
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    What do you call a horse with no legs?

    A dachshund. Or see above...;)

    What can you do with a horse with no legs?

    Take it to a drag race!!

    (Sorry Arwen!! :p )
     
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    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    :p
     
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    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    what do you call a cow with no arms or no legs?

    Ground Beef
     
  7. Tilandrea

    Tilandrea the scientist

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    hhehe...these are great!

    why did the girl fall off the swing?

    she had no arms
     
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    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    What did she say when she hit the ground?

    "Thump!"
     
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    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, in a swimming pool?



    Bob
     
  10. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    Hey,I object!I'm against the slaughter of cows because I'm a Hindu.But I won't syop u guys having fun go on I want to post in this thread too
     
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