Man Jokes.

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Kally, May 25, 2009.

  1. Jorick

    Jorick Well-Known Member

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    Just like that thread of women joke, eh? :p
     
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    nope, don't know what you're talking about... heh heh
     
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    i am offended! :mad:
     
  4. Alchemist

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    LOLZ


    So true
     
  5. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    LOLOLOLOL

    I love thiose ones lol
     
  6. warrior_squirrel21

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    Ya those are funny.
     
  7. Jorick

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    I like the whole "never ask for directions" stereotype. I always get Mapquest directions when I'm not sure how to get somewhere, and I have no problem asking for directions from people at the gas station or whatever. And it always shocks women who haven't seen me do it before. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Raff the Sweetling

    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    Edit- sorry wrong thread. (no Im not lost.)
     
  9. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    -pats Raffies back-

    Its okay, here, take this, I dont need it anymore :)

    -hands map of TFF-

    ^_^
     
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    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    Pfft.....I dont need a map. I know where Im going.
     
  11. Jorick

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    Suuuuuuure you do.

    *pats Raff's head*

    It's okay, we all need help once in a while.
     
  12. Alchemist

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    I am 100% guilty of the "I can't find it" So many times my ex asked me to look for something, and I just glanced around and said "I can't find it" >.>
     
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    okay i am guilty of the "actually i've severed a limb but i'll bleed to death before i admit that i'm hurt" one...
     
  14. Anir

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    I can never find anything that doesn't drop into my hands, and I'm a woman. And yet, my mother can find something in two seconds. I'm just weird that way, I guess.
     
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    well women 'usually' are better at finding things because 'apparently' they are instinctive gatherers but I like to think they are better at finding things because they are used to losing things in the first place!
     
  16. Jorick

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    Well, that's one way of looking at it AA... More practice makes them better at it, haha.
     
  17. Lady Galeth

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    Those translations are dead-set on the money.

    I'm actually guilty of that one myself,and I'm a girl!


    And I know the classic "I cant find it" one well.

    "Where's the jam?"
    "Did u look behing the f***ing butter??"
     
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    And who tha ef wants to have to look somthin anyway?
     
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    LOLOLOL. thanks for the credit, chlo. and also thanks for saving my lazy butt and creating this dang thread :)
     
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    Oh my! I have laughed so hard at those man jokes for the past hour thar my insides hurt... But this is the best laugh i've had all day!