Lord of the Rhymes - Rated PG13

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  1. Radagast

    Radagast Art House Member

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    http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/lord_rhymes

    Funny funny clip. Some crude language, but if you follow along with the lyrics, its hilarious.

    Lyrics:

    Hobbiton, it’s on!!!

    I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
    I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
    We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
    And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Who’s the greatest hobbit of them all
    Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he’s only 3 feet tall

    Well my name is Gimli
    I’m a f*cking dwarf !
    I been slaying mutherf*ckers
    from the south to the north
    That ain’t Mirkwood I’m choppin with my battleaxe
    I’m on an orc stampede like Shadowfax

    Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
    I’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
    My name is Merry and I’m five feet tall
    I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall
    My man Bilbo’s older than Gerontius Took
    Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.

    Quickbeam on the scene
    All the elf girls scream
    Like a tree, That’s me
    I Like to keep it green.
    It’s the chronic pipeweed that I’m smoking
    When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.

    Well I’m a hobbit warrior short and stout
    I got the f*ckin beats that will turn you out.
    I’ll light you up like Longbottom leaf.
    cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief.

    I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
    I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
    We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
    And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band.

    Yo Beam, Yo Dil
    It’s time to get ill !!!
    We light up the mic like a Silmaril
    Frodo’s on the lam with Pippin and Sam
    But you can call him “Underhill.”

    I named the nameless hills and dells
    I drank from yet untasted wells
    Goin’ mad off the hook just like a Numenorean
    I got more rhymes than there’s leaves in Lothlorien.

    Yo, I’m harder than a Mithril coat
    A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote
    I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith
    If you don’t watch out, I’ll make your ass dissappeareth.

    He’s Smeagol, not Deagol
    He step up to the mic, he look regal
    He’s mean, he’s green,
    Gollum beat box like you never seen.

    Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum!

    I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
    I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
    We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
    And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

    My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom.
    The orcs got bass, but we got boom.
    Me and Dil be rockin rooms
    From the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun.
    I’m the King Ad Hoc!
    I will be sire.
    I was born Aragorn,
    But you can call me Strider.

    I’m Bombadil and I’ll gladly sing
    I got the song for everything
    I got the number for Old Man Willow
    Bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.

    Elbereth Gilthoniel !
    we still remember we who dwell.
    On the this far land beneath the trees
    Thy starlight on the Western seas.
    A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
    silivren penna míriel
    o menel aglar elenath!
    Na-chaered palan-díriel

    Which means…

    Elf booty got soul!
    Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!

    Elf booty got soul!
    Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!
     
  2. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    LMAO that was great.... those guys had way too much free time :D

    I wish i could do something like that :p
     
  3. Glorfy_of_Imladris

    Glorfy_of_Imladris Mysterious Glorfy

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    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    I tried to get my mom to listen to it but she wouldnt :( sounded too much like rap for her to handle