http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/lord_rhymes Funny funny clip. Some crude language, but if you follow along with the lyrics, its hilarious. Lyrics: Hobbiton, it’s on!!! I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band Mirror, mirror on the wall Who’s the greatest hobbit of them all Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he’s only 3 feet tall Well my name is Gimli I’m a f*cking dwarf ! I been slaying mutherf*ckers from the south to the north That ain’t Mirkwood I’m choppin with my battleaxe I’m on an orc stampede like Shadowfax Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet I’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats My name is Merry and I’m five feet tall I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall My man Bilbo’s older than Gerontius Took Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book. Quickbeam on the scene All the elf girls scream Like a tree, That’s me I Like to keep it green. It’s the chronic pipeweed that I’m smoking When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien. Well I’m a hobbit warrior short and stout I got the f*ckin beats that will turn you out. I’ll light you up like Longbottom leaf. cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief. I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band. Yo Beam, Yo Dil It’s time to get ill !!! We light up the mic like a Silmaril Frodo’s on the lam with Pippin and Sam But you can call him “Underhill.” I named the nameless hills and dells I drank from yet untasted wells Goin’ mad off the hook just like a Numenorean I got more rhymes than there’s leaves in Lothlorien. Yo, I’m harder than a Mithril coat A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith If you don’t watch out, I’ll make your ass dissappeareth. He’s Smeagol, not Deagol He step up to the mic, he look regal He’s mean, he’s green, Gollum beat box like you never seen. Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum! I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom. The orcs got bass, but we got boom. Me and Dil be rockin rooms From the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun. I’m the King Ad Hoc! I will be sire. I was born Aragorn, But you can call me Strider. I’m Bombadil and I’ll gladly sing I got the song for everything I got the number for Old Man Willow Bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow. Elbereth Gilthoniel ! we still remember we who dwell. On the this far land beneath the trees Thy starlight on the Western seas. A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna míriel o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-díriel Which means… Elf booty got soul! Elf girls like to rock’n’roll! Elf booty got soul! Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!