Little Golden Books- that never made it- Rated PG-13

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  1. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    You Are Different and That's Bad

    The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    Dad's New Wife Robert

    Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

    Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

    The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

    Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

    Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    All Cats Go to Hell

    The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    Some Kittens Can Fly

    That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

    Grandpa Gets a Casket

    The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

    Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

    The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

    Strangers Have the Best Candy

    Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

    You Were an Accident

    Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

    Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

    The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

    Your Nightmares Are Real

    Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

    Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

    Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

    Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

    Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    Father Geoghan and His Little Friends

    Mr. Rodgers Died to Make You Feel Very Bad

    Don't Tell Mommy You Have to Potty

    Elmo Doesn't Love You Anymore

    Tickle Mommy, Elmo

    Baggy, the Anorexic Elephant

    Mike Mulligan and the Cocaine Cartel

    Paddington Gets Tanked

    The Little Engine That Couldn't 'Cause He's A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

    Your Bruises Show How Much Mommy and Daddy Love You

    Look at Mommy, and she told us not to suck our thumb!
     
  2. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    hmm, sounds like some I'd like to read.