Lesser Known Knights of the Round Table - Rated G

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  1. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Here's a new dumb joke for people to groan over. :D

    Little Known Knights of the Round Table

    * Sir Charge..............Royal mail order clerk
    * Sir Lee.................Royal bureaucrat
    * Sir Loin................Royal butcher
    * Sir Mise................Royal detective
    * Sir Mount...............Royal mountain climber
    * Sir Plus................Royal supply officer
    * Sir Press...............Royal censor
    * Sir Prize...............Royal tactician
    * Sir Render..............Royal tactician (retired)
    * Sir Round...............Royal moat builder
    * Sir Vey.................Royal surveyor
    * Sir Vive................Royal adventurer
    * Sir John................Royal doctor
    * Sir Jerry...............Royal medical advisor
    * Sir Osis................Royal brewmaster
    * Sir Cumference..........Designer of the Round Table
    * Sir Face-tension........The knight who could walk on water
    * Sir Reptitious..........Used to sneak up to the other knights and say "BOO"
    * Sir Rendipitous.........Stumbled upon the Holy Grail by sheer luck
     
  2. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    Or from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "Sir Not Appearing In This Film".
     
  3. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    I have one more-Sir Divorced-responsible for his and other people's marriage brakdowns.Record-broke 72 marriages in one day,including 3 of his own
     
  4. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    I think the point of it was that almost all of them were words that had "sur or sir" prefixes :)
     
  5. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    Of course.They are knights,remember?
     
  6. doleniel

    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    Sir Osis. . .lol, thats great!
     
  7. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    *l* THat's what I was thinking too, Dol :D