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  1. midnight_wolf316

    midnight_wolf316 New Member

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    a man walks in to a bar..



    ow...



    tehe its lame but i found it funny when i herd it lol
     
  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    The best one:

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says 'why the long face?'

    The one people claim to be the best one:

    A baby seal walks into a club.
     
  3. midnight_wolf316

    midnight_wolf316 New Member

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    ... didnt like the baby seal one but the horse one was funny
     
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    The seal one is funny the first time but people overuse it and it makes me sad.
     
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    midnight_wolf316 New Member

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    its one of those haha dude thats sick kindof ones
     
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    Yeah, it was hilarious at first. People who overuse jokes should be shot in the kneecaps.
     
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    People like...

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    A horse walked into a bar and said "Who the f*** put that there?
    ok so its been done...sue me.
     
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    Two atoms walk into a bar.
    Atom one: How are you?
    Atom two: not too bad. Lost an electron today.
    Atom one: Oh, that's no good.
    Atom two: Oh, it's ok, I'm staying positive.

    BOOM TISH!!

    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks for the tab. The bartender looks at him and says "Oh, you're a neutron, no charge.

    BOOM TISH!!


    If you didn't laugh, there's something seriously wrong with you.
     
  10. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    Ok so this newb that calls herself Bookworm walked right into a dropkick...
     
  11. bookworm

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    Oh, because you didn't understand it you're going to dropkick me. How very clever.