Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by midnight_wolf316, Jul 14, 2009.
a man walks in to a bar..
tehe its lame but i found it funny when i herd it lol
The best one:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says 'why the long face?'
The one people claim to be the best one:
A baby seal walks into a club.
... didnt like the baby seal one but the horse one was funny
The seal one is funny the first time but people overuse it and it makes me sad.
its one of those haha dude thats sick kindof ones
Yeah, it was hilarious at first. People who overuse jokes should be shot in the kneecaps.
A horse walked into a bar and said "Who the f*** put that there?
ok so its been done...sue me.
Two atoms walk into a bar.
Atom one: How are you?
Atom two: not too bad. Lost an electron today.
Atom one: Oh, that's no good.
Atom two: Oh, it's ok, I'm staying positive.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks for the tab. The bartender looks at him and says "Oh, you're a neutron, no charge.
If you didn't laugh, there's something seriously wrong with you.
Ok so this newb that calls herself Bookworm walked right into a dropkick...
Oh, because you didn't understand it you're going to dropkick me. How very clever.
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