Know your destiny!

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  1. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    http://dagobah.net/flash/know_your_destiny.swf

    I am MEGA SAURUS, the ruthless sniper destined to END ALL MANKIND :devilspin

    In secret, however, I'm Tiny Kong, the silent basementdweller destined to snack on Europe. :)


    Who/what are you?

    WARNING, this is highly politically incorrect and NSFW.
     
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  2. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    I got Tiny Girl the Silent Pedo destined to Battle with Moot

    and, on my second try, Easy To Please Prime, The Desperate Christian, destined to Invade Niggers



    In short, should you ever have doubted my persona, this is the moment you run away before my very shadow.
     
  3. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    I am Silent McMuff the Ronery Behemoth destined to steal all mankind!

    I don't run from tiny girls....mwuhahahahaha!
     
  4. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    When I woke up this morning, I was Pussy Penis, the chosen overlord destined to die to Pokémon :(

    SJ, what are you going to do with mankind afterwards? :D

    @Turambar: Good to know you're posing no threat to me :p
     
  5. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    I am Long John Bro
    The Bringer of the Nigger
    Destined to Annihilate all and pillage everything!
     
  6. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    I haven't decided yet. Do you wanna make me an offer for 'em? :D
     
  7. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    you could be like a pirate captain, and bury your booty in the ground on a deserted island?
     
  8. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    you are
    ULTRA VIRGIN
    the feared tripfag
    destined to slaughter all the nothing
     
  9. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    You are Dildo Chan, The last Hero Destined to steal all vikings.

    BAH! I wanna do mine again!
     
  10. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    I keep resetting my results until I get at least one attribute/name I can relate to. :D:D
     
  11. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    I can't stop laughing.

    I am Whore Killer the Massive Otaku destined to Steal Hoods.
     
  12. Sparrow

    Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    This is my weird result...
    You are... Jesus Jew, the heroic christian, destined to subdue all Tibet.


    After that I reset it a bunch of times but got mostly gobbledygook. Very addicting.:)
     
  13. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    but...but... what would be the point of sitting in the sand all the time? Might that not be dangerous when the tide comes in?
     
  14. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    Master X the Unstoppable Assassin destined to Rule All the Trolls.

    Good. There are a lot of trolls in desperate need of assassination.
     
  15. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Those results are amazing. It is really addicting!
     
  16. Herald Of Woe

    Herald Of Woe Scourge of the seven seas

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    I got Inferno Kun the last hero destined to wrestle with the Whitehouse
     
  17. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    I am Chief Asspie, the Perfect Superrobot destined to steal furries.

    Erm. Okay.
     
  18. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    That is one epic name! :D
     
  19. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    lmao....seriously!
     
  20. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    Yeah, but... Chief Asspie? And furries? That's just... disturbing. :D