Knock Knock Jokes.

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  1. Conquer

    Conquer New Member

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    Never had one make me laugh.
    What one's do you guys have up your sleeves?
     
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    Knock knock
     
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    Conquer New Member

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    I don't get it.
     
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    Emelie Queen of darkness

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    Haha, you were supposed to ask who's there :)

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'

    This is the first knock knock joke I actually laughed at when my brother told me, mostly because I didn't expect the song at all..
     
  5. Druid of Lûhn

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    Didn't know the song, so didn't find it funny.

    Knock Knock

    **I have too many of these**
     
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    Who's there?
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Oliver who?
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Oliver cross the road from you.

    First knock knock joke I ever heard, and the only one I remember.
     
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    Hahaha, gawd it was so crappy it made me laugh. I know no other knock knock jokes than the one my brother told me.. They are usually no fun!
     
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    knock knock jokes are never funny.

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    you guessed it..

    ha

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

    ... :p
     
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    I'll throw one in I suppose. :p
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Ice Cream
    Ice Cream who?
    Ice Cream if you don't let me in!
     
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    Haha good one!
     
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    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

    ... :p[/QUOTE]


    HA HA ...you nut
     
  15. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Don't cry! Do you want a tissue?
     
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    knock knock
    who's there?
    Dover
    Dover who?
    Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Amanda
    Amanda who?
    Amanda Lay you.
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Saw that you'd posted, and I knew it would be this style.
     
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    I posted cleaner ones earlier :p
     
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    Yeah, but what joke is better than a dirty joke?
     
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    The been one is cute, loved the Doctor who one. I have heard some knock knock jokes over the years, but none have been worth remembering other then the scream if you don't let me in thing.
     
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