King Anakin's Throne Room (BEWARE!)

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by Padmé, Jun 8, 2018.

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What would you like to drink, milord/milady?

  1. Wine

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  2. Mead

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  3. Beer

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  4. Spirits

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  5. Coffee in a goblet, damn it!

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  6. Tea

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  7. Kakashi's Tears

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  1. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    :p spielberg movies
     
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  2. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    So, are those allowed to be spoiled, while others aren't? :p
     
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    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    not at all, my liege, I simply note that a very large number of Spielberg films end in or contain some heartfelt touching scene about the subject matter by a jaded old man at some point :p
     
  4. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    A large number? Are you sure, cause I've seen most of Spielberg's films and can't really recall that many...:rolleyes:
     
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    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    I mean, all the Indiana Jones movies and Jurassic Park movies contain some sort of sage, often touching wisdom being expounded upon by a cynical man forced to reevaluate the value of life and his place in the cosmos by unnatural circumstances.
     
  6. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Well that’s not the majority of his films, but I understand very well what you’re saying. Sometimes it relates to Joseph Campbell’s hero’s journey, where a mentor figure appears in the first act, like the old man in the tribe Indy encounters in the Temple of Doom or his own father in the Last Crusade.
     
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    Sorillon A Wandering Eye

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    A khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
     
  8. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    First I want to know what useful wares you have to offer.
     
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    Sorillon A Wandering Eye

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    Right now I've got fifty-seven croquettes, seven 500 MB hard drives, a fishing net, the axle of a 1922 Ford roadster, 80 ethically sourced mimes, and this dog.
     

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    how much for the dog?
     
  11. Anakin

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    We can stuff the dog to become some kind of mascot....
     
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    Technically that picture is from forever ago, so that might be false advertising, but what's a little chicanery between friends, hmm?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I'm sorry , I need someone to clarify something for me ..... I'm only a dirty dick Tusken after all , but , are you saying there is NO CHANCE of either eating or having sex with that dog ?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I'm asking for a friend by the way .

    I have no idea what a delicious Beagle and cheese sandwich would even taste like let alone how to find where the cheapest and tastiest deep fried Schnauzer chins are sold .And as for making sweet and sandy love to a Great Dane named Hilda on the dunes in the shadow of a Bantha goes .
    Sickos , people like that need a good warning I reckon.